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Funny story: Melania Trump Confides To Her BFF That Donaldo Constantly Smells Like Big Macs and Preparation H

Melania Trump Confides To Her BFF That Donaldo Constantly Smells Like Big Macs and Preparation H

BEVERLY HILLS, California – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt is reporting that Mrs. Donald Trump (aka Melania) confided to her BFF, Meghan Markle, that her husband, the twice-impeached DJT, has a horrendous smell that can permeate even when he's outdoo…

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Funny story: McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…

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Funny story: Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…

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Funny story: Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…

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Funny story: Trump’s Blood Pressure Level is 201 Over 127, and His Doctor Tells Him That He Has To Stop Consuming 7 Big Macs a Day

Trump’s Blood Pressure Level is 201 Over 127, and His Doctor Tells Him That He Has To Stop Consuming 7 Big Macs a Day

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – A Mar-a-Lago insider has informed the news media that DJT’s personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has told the 74-year-old private citizen that he needs to seriously cut back on his addiction to Big Mac Burgers.

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Funny story: Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo

Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Rumorland News, the former first lady, Melania Trump, 51, reveals lots of embarrassing details about her husband, in her upcoming tell-all book titled, “No One Knows Donaldo Like I Do – The Damn Truth Abou…

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Funny story: McDonald’s Offers COVID Shots With Each Purchase of a Big Mac Meal

McDonald’s Offers COVID Shots With Each Purchase of a Big Mac Meal

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonald’s Fast Food Corporation has hit the fast food lottery, with it’s brand new promotion of giving their patrons an in-the-store Coronavirus shot with a purchase of a Big Mac Meal. The idea is the brain child of…

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Funny story: Anti-Trump Evangelicals From The Crop Rotating State of Iowa Speak Out About Their Former Messiah Donald J. Trump

Anti-Trump Evangelicals From The Crop Rotating State of Iowa Speak Out About Their Former Messiah Donald J. Trump

Corn Shuck, Iowa – A group of very devoted evangelicals, who had been blindly following President Donald Trump, met at a Knights of Ponce De Leon Meeting Hall. The spokesperson of the group, who said his name was Marco Polo, stated that they have...

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Funny story: Why Trump Must Give Up Golf

Why Trump Must Give Up Golf

Anonymous Democratic congresspeople said today that they wished Trump would stay off his golf courses. Said one, “The exercise he gets playing golf helps keep his morbidly obese body and brain functioning. I want him to be completely sedentary, eat...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients. The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.

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