As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically.
"Hey kid!" a creepy voice yelled out of the alley he was passing. "Wanna make some big money?"
"What's up?" replied Marcus, a bit frightened. He couldn't quite make out the middle aged man who called out to him...
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