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The Cavs and the Warriors are in the NBA playoffs again, so when will this talented train end?

Funny story: The Cavs and the Warriors are in the NBA playoffs again, so when will this talented train end?

After all has been said and done, the Golden State Warriors will be playing the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals for a fourth consecutive year. The opening game will start at 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on ABC on Thursday, May 31, and it w...

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Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Funny story: Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Jalen McGee of the Cleveland Cavaliers had another terrible game Friday night in the NBA Eastern Conference playoffs. "Jalen brought suck to a new level Friday night," said McGee's teammate LeBron James. "If you look up worthless piece of crap in...

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Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!

Funny story: Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!

Tony Carr scored 21 points, Shep Garner added 18 while breaking a school record for career 3-pointers and Penn State routed Mississippi State 75-60 in the National Invitational Tournament semifinals Tuesday night. The fourth-seeded Nittany Lions (...

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Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture

Mr. Irving, a devout Flat-Earther, has at the ripe age of 25, taken upon himself the momentous task of changing the culture of the Celtics organization. "No longer are the Celtic's going to be associated with combating racism like under Bill Russ...

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NCAA Protests LaVar Ball's Proposed Basketball League

The NCAA today lodge a formal protest against an effort by LaVar Ball to create a new professional basketball league for high school graduates who have no interest in attending college. The plan, as outlined by Ball to SPOOF, would offer outstanding...

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LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA

Chico Mills, CA. LuAnne, the youngest member of the infamous Bawl basketball family, has rescinded her letter of commitment to enter UCLA in 2028 and play on the Bruins' women's basketball team. Her father, LaBore Bawl, announced the rescission ear...

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Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket

After a devastating 4-0 Series loss against the Golden State Warriors, the Portland Trail Blazers have shifted focus to their next opponent, the Central PA Elite 14U AAU team. We caught up with Central PA Elite's head coach Mark Hofsass. "I'm fee...

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"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Funny story: "Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...

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Recent national study discovers surprising views on Bernie Sanders

Funny story: Recent national study discovers surprising views on Bernie Sanders

A recent study conducted by PEW Research Center in Washington, D.C was made available to the public this past Monday. The aims of the study were to further understand the common political beliefs among the American public today. The think tank's thre...

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Details of Tristan Thompson's Contract Emerge

Since the first day of elegible free agent signing in the NBA, all eyes have been on the Cleveland Cavaliers and their budding star power forward Tristan Thompson. A max offer sheet seemed imminent, however as the days turned to months, Thompson stil...

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NBA Draft Selects Obama

In the latest round of NBA draft picks the Chicago Bulls signed Barak Obama to a five year multimillion dollar contract. With the exception of his high IQ, he met all the criteria for player eligibility - tall, black, and lanky. He was chosen abov...

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US National Basketcase Association forks out $1m for Kate and William to watch LeBron James

Funny story: US National Basketcase Association forks out $1m for Kate and William to watch LeBron James

New York - Shameless Brit poseurs Kate and William have accepted a million dollar bung to watch a dreary basketball game during a forthcoming New York trip. The PR stunt is being billed as basketcase bosses' dream come true as the UK's top poodlef...

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Missing Kim Jong-Un's Picture Appears on Milk Cartons All Over North Korea

Funny story: Missing Kim Jong-Un's Picture Appears on Milk Cartons All Over North Korea

Pynongyang, North Korea In shocking news, North Korean dictator continues to remain missing and his picture has started appearing on milk cartons yesterday all over North Korea. "The problem with having our beloved dictator's picture on milk carto...

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Kim Jong-Un is Selling His Comic Collection on Craigslist

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is Selling His Comic Collection on Craigslist

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, in an effort to raise some fast cash to finance building some bigger and faster rockets, announced that he will be selling his comic book collection on Craigslist and will be giving an extra good deal to anyone who...

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Obama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream

Funny story: Obama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream

Washington, DC President Barack Obama announced today that he will be resigning the office of President of the United States "as soon as we can locate Vice-President Joe Biden." President Obama said that he would be vacating the Presidency in ord...

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Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, SOUTH BEACH --The Miami Heat have hired legendary gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi to carry their star LeBron James up and down the court in case his cramping persists in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs. "You can...

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Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Miami - NBA superstar and member of the Miami Heat basketball team, Lebron James, threatened to sit out the next season if LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was not forced to sell the team after recent racist remarks made by Sterling. While he...

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Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

Funny story: Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...

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Breaking news…

Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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