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Funny story: Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…

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Funny story: The NBA’s Greatest Player of All-Time, Michael Jordan, Announces He Will Be Making a Comeback With The Chicago Bulls

The NBA’s Greatest Player of All-Time, Michael Jordan, Announces He Will Be Making a Comeback With The Chicago Bulls

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The city of Chicago is rocking and rolling like never before at the announcement that the greatest NBA player to ever dribble a basketball is returning to the court. Yes, Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has j…

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors Announce Their Brand New Name

The Golden State Warriors Announce Their Brand New Name

OAKLAND, California – The owner of the Golden State Warriors, Peter Guber, has just informed the sports media that he has finally decided on a new team nickname to replace his team’s anti-Native-America name. Guber stated that after receiving peti…

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Funny story: NCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams

NCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…

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Funny story: Controversy Hits The NCAA’s March Madness Basketball Tournament

Controversy Hits The NCAA’s March Madness Basketball Tournament

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The sports media covering the March Madness tournament is reporting that a bit of a controversy has just hit the arena fans. It appears that shooting guard Clive "The Gazelle" Scotia, with Statue of Liberty Univers…

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Funny story: NCAA March Madness Is Coming To Indiana

NCAA March Madness Is Coming To Indiana

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – After an entire year of planning, the NCAA March Madness Coalition, is finally getting the show on the road, as they say in the circus world. The March Madness Coalition led by executive director Felix K. Burntwhis…

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Funny story: Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores

Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores

Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…

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Funny story: A Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers

A Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers

AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Lorenzo Mickowitz purchased his pet kangaroo, Bouncy, when he and his ex-wife, Pearl, took a trip to Sydney, Australia, 13 years ago. According to Sports Bet Gazette, since then, Mickowitz has taught his Aussie pe…

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Funny story: The New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks

The New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina

Golden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…

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Funny story: A Wyoming High School Basketball Game Is Stopped Because One of The Parents Refused To Wear a Mask

A Wyoming High School Basketball Game Is Stopped Because One of The Parents Refused To Wear a Mask

BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Sports Satire) – The Pocatello Gazing Gazette reports that a high school game in the town of Buffalo Nipples, was halted at the beginning of the first quarter. Buffalo Nipples High School officials stated that the fathe…

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Funny story: Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA

Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA

ORLANDO – (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Says Becky Hammon Will One Day Become the Spurs Head Coach

San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Says Becky Hammon Will One Day Become the Spurs Head Coach

SAN ANTONIO, Texas – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that the legendary Spurs coach Gregg Popovich may be thinking of hanging up his coaching suit. “Coach Pop,” as he is known throughout the NBA world, says that he has total confidence in hi…

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Funny story: LeBron James Talked to President Obama and Said the Former President Has 100 Times More Common Decency Than Trump the "Divider-in-Chief" Does

LeBron James Talked to President Obama and Said the Former President Has 100 Times More Common Decency Than Trump the "Divider-in-Chief" Does

ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - LeBron James, who many are saying could end up being the reason the NBA season is saved, told CBS Sports that he had a fantastic talk with President Obama. He said they talked about Trump, racism, the Rolling S…

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Funny story: LA Lakers LeBron James Didn't Even Shower After Portland Trail Blazers Victory

LA Lakers LeBron James Didn't Even Shower After Portland Trail Blazers Victory

He may have had a quiet first half in the LA Lakers 116-108 win over the Portland Trail Blazers yesterday, but superstar LeBron James felt that he was so comfortable during the game, and put in so little effort, that he didn't even bother to have a s…

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Funny story: Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players

Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players

MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…

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Funny story: All Florida High Schools Cancel Their Basketball Season

All Florida High Schools Cancel Their Basketball Season

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Sports Satire) - CBS Sports is reporting that the Florida Alliance of High School Sports has just issued a statement that every high school in the Sunshine State is having their round ball season cancelled. Ted F. Boxbreake…

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