It happened a number of years ago, admits female Spoof Writer. People are gobsmacked when I tell them I got to first base with a professional hockey player.
I don't want to embarrass him by mentioning his name, but he owns a large lake-front property in Port Dover, Ontario.
This truly happened.
He was visiting his brother at the school his brother, and our Spoof Writer, were both teachi...
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