with Tilly Wrestleman
Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns.
I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...
Rumours suggest that Gordon Ramsey could be the love child of Barbara Cartland and Danny La Rue.
The cat of the late novelist, Barbara Cartland, has appeared for sale today on ebay.
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