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Funny story: Man Shocked that Woolworths has shut

Man Shocked that Woolworths has shut

Gary Johnson 48, is shocked to hear that Woolworths has been shut down for a decade. The music fan revealed that although his music tastes are fairly broad and up-to-date, he last bought an album from a shop when Moby's Play album first came out.

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Funny story: Greedy Greeks want more freebies

Greedy Greeks want more freebies

ATHENS - Greedy Greeks, accustomed to freeloading off their government, took matters into their own hands when they gathered, supposedly to "protest," in an overcrowded courtroom, preventing a bank's lawyer from appearing before a judge in a "rou...

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Funny story: The Detroit Lions Make Bankrupt Detroit Proud As They Up Their Record To 3-1

The Detroit Lions Make Bankrupt Detroit Proud As They Up Their Record To 3-1

DETROIT - Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti said that the Chicago Bears had more turnovers than a Bronx bakery (5). And that little stat helped the Lions defeat the boys from the Windy City by a score of 40-32. The Lions coaches were...

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Funny story: Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

DETROIT - Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit has just issued a Mayoral Directive stating that effective September 20, at 12:15 a.m. every fire station that has a dalmatian as a firehouse mascot will have to turn their dog over to the Detroit Animal Shelter.

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Funny story: Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

DETROIT - After months of speculation and wondering when the hammer will fall, the hammer has finally fallen on the once proud city of Detroit. The city has had to file for bankruptcy due to the fact that the Detroit City Fund only has $13.53 in t...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Tells The

Kerry Katona Tells The

Everyone's favourite car crash celebrity, Kerry Katona, has been declared bankrupt for the second time. Going bankrupt is normally a good sign for a celebrity to fuck off out of sight for a bit so they can get their affairs in order (ditching the cocaine habit) in private. Then come storming back with a tell all autobiography which leaves so little to the imagination you'll feel that you know the...

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Funny story: Greece to European Union : We're Oughta Here, EU Can Ab-Zorba our Debts!

Greece to European Union : We're Oughta Here, EU Can Ab-Zorba our Debts!

The EU came one step closer to the financial abyss today with highly sensitive reports that the Nation of Greece , unable to placate tax dodging civilians, unsustainable pensions and perks for government workers was going to take the easy way out an...

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Funny story: India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

British Prime Minister Dave Cameron stood behind his country's recent 'good will' gift payment of $67 Billion to India despite recent revelations the country used the money to buy Russian Toilets for it's fledgling space program, put a down payment...

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Funny story: Trust Me: Blockbuster Video is Dead.

Trust Me: Blockbuster Video is Dead.

If, on March 20, 2002, you had the fortunate forethought to dump, say, 150 shares of common stock in Blockbuster, Inc. (NYSE: BBI), you would have netted a cool $4,357. Not a King's ransom, but a nice chunk of change. The value of those same 150 s...

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Funny story: Nicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai

Nicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai

The Dubai stock market plummeted yet again to a record low yesterday amidst fears it's majority investor and financial advisor, Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage has unwittingly outspent both China and America combined. Dubai, once considered the econ...

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Funny story: Darling asks TV magicians to conjure up money

Darling asks TV magicians to conjure up money

A Government committee, set up to identify innovative ways of boosting Britain's faltering economy, has presented its first idea to Chancellor Alastair Darling. Mr Darling unveiled the plan yesterday. Paul Daniels and Derren Brown will be invi...

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