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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Trump traveled to Baltimore to see a hair specialist about getting some much-needed hair implants. It’s no secret that his hair is getting thinner and thinner with each 50 lies that he tells. Even his wife,…

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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Make A Big Name Change

The Dixie Chicks Make A Big Name Change

BALTIMORE – The all-girl band known as the Dixie Chicks were in Baltimore visiting the Baltimore Orioles Baseball Museum and having Pelican Pizza, which the girls fell in love with several years ago. While in town, they were asked by a reporter fo...

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Funny story: As Trump Continues To Tweet, Rats In Baltimore Say The City Is Just Fine

As Trump Continues To Tweet, Rats In Baltimore Say The City Is Just Fine

While President Trump continued his tweet storm against rep Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore, a local organization called Really Attentive Tactics (RAT) did a survey, the results of which disclosed the majority of rats in Baltimore view the...

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Funny story: Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...

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Funny story: Baltimore Mayor Announces Presidential Run

Baltimore Mayor Announces Presidential Run

BALTIMORE, MD - Baltimore Mayor, Democrat Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, will not seek re-election in 2016, but she announced that she will be seeking the office of President of the United States. Rawlings-Blake (D) "led" the city during unrest followi...

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Funny story: Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Out of an abundance of caution, a nuclear weapon was detonated in Baltimore after days of angry protests and riots crippled the city and damaged several properties. Working together, the local police and National Guard decided an atomic bomb was the...

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Funny story: A Woman Living In Baltimore Still Subscribes To The Newspaper

A Woman Living In Baltimore Still Subscribes To The Newspaper

BALTIMORE - People are always saying that there is nothing new under the sun, but Durango Tucker, a writer with National Focus Magazine has just come across a new story. Tucker spoke to Baltimore hair stylist Ruby Shimashanski, 41, about her pecul...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness

Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness

BALTIMORE - Word coming out of the home of The Preakness is that Kentucky Derby winner, Orb may not be entered to race in the second jewel of the Triple Crown race. Orb's owner Stuart "Horsey" Janney said that he was told by Orb's nutritionist ide...

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Funny story: Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

BALTIMORE - Reports coming out of the Maryland city that is famous for its orioles have a lot of office workers quite upset and literally fit to be tied. The city council has decided to do away with the age old tradition of Casual Friday, in which...

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Funny story: Marmite and Whitebread - a new detective series

Marmite and Whitebread - a new detective series

Sky Atlantic has commissioned a gritty new detective series which promises to break the mould as far as stereotyping in US TV cop shows is concerned. Marmite and Whitebread are two tough, ambitious cops who have been thrown together by the top bra...

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Funny story: Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up. The robber who has been identified as Barnw...

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Funny story: Baltimore Water Main Break Sparks Spontaneous Baptisms

Baltimore Water Main Break Sparks Spontaneous Baptisms

Baltimore, Md - A major water main break in Baltimore causing the release of tens of thousands of gallons of water has sparked a fury of baptisms at the sight of the break. Holy Brood Baptist Church pastor, Leroy Dwayne Johnson, has stated that hu...

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Funny story: Construction Begins on the Baltimore Red Line

Construction Begins on the Baltimore Red Line

Baltimore MD: Construction has finally begun, after much controversy over the route, on the light rail system known as the Baltimore Red Line. Initial operations started with a Tunnel Boring Machine (TBM) excavating an underground section of the l...

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Funny story: Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council had considered a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags. Activists had proposed substitutes, such as paper bags, reusing existing bags or a city tax of five cents per plastic bag. Bowing to...

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Funny story: Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...

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Funny story: Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Linda Crabb was carpooling home from work in downtown Baltimore Maryland with four coworkers when everything came to a screeching halt on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.

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