After the shocking poison attack in Salisbury by Russian agents, who nobody has found, seen, or even proof that they did it, Putin has ordered his invisible agents to attack Brits with their favorite food, Baked Beans! The first attack was on a ca...
LONDON - James Corden today blamed producers for the decision to cut Adele's Brits acceptance speech short because of an overrunning TV schedule. The host of the music awards told the Evening Spoofard it was "awful" to force her off the stage to m...
A stranded container ship has finally split in two off the coast of New Zealand. In a massive explosion last month, it spewed out more than 300 containers of baked beans and sprouts, leaving a trail of debris over three miles of shoreline. It is the...
Mature Student Phil Yerboots, 36, from Swindon, got the shock of his adult life today when he opened a tin of his favourite 'Aldi's Own brand' Baked Beans and found nearly a dozen beans inside. 'I thought it was a joke at first, I wasn't amused at...
The 83rd International Baked Bean Festival at the O2 Arena in London erupted in chaotic scenes as fights broke out between rival groups over the Finest Accompaniment To Baked Beans Award category. Adherents of toast were particularly vociferous, a...
UK baked bean producers are reportedly "ecstatic" about an unprecedented surge in popularity in France and are taking steps to dramatically increase the production figures for the humble haricot in tomato sauce. In a tin. The French have a history...
News just in - There's been an astonishing twist of events just off the Bembridge shoreline as spectacularly large shoals of baked beans began amassing just yards out to sea. Crowds of local children - many wearing odd socks - who were initially l...
NORFOLK - UK - A monster goldfish, over two feet long and weighing in at 27lbs survives on a diet of baked beans and chicken jalfrezi curry, claims owner, Ichabod Brundle, of Beccles. The goldfish, named "Giggsy" after the record breaking Manchest...
The world's hottest chilli, the Naga Viper - with a stratospheric Scoville Scale rating - goes really nicely when added to can of cheap, own-brand supermarket baked beans, according to claims made by a Gillingham man last night. Goldfish owner and...
A soaraway Spoof superstar success, whose brother looks a bit like Charles Hawtrey out of the Carry On films has attributed his success to the regular inclusion of baked beans in his diet. The writer, who can't be named for legal reasons (Reddon)...
One of Britain's greatest living characters, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is to be honoured forever with an eight feet statue made entirely out of baked beans! The masterpiece will stand in the Adventurers home city of Glasgow and will take over a week to...
Following a rash of corporate impropriety reports from the financial sector in recent weeks, the spotlight had been removed from other forms of corporate crime taking place in the food and beverage industry. Closely guarded secrets for decades, C...
There was chaos in the financial markets today, when the price of one of the world's most popular commodities - Baked Beans - hit a 60-year high, which was brilliant news for investors. Beans, made from haricot beans, are the staple diet of all 60...
Washington D.C. - In order to save the Earth for future generations the beans will be banned from the stores, Donkey Party runner Barack Obama said here.
The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.
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