Morton Bendlebag, finished combing his hair, put the toupe on his shinning bald head, and made for the front door.
It was the only way out of his semi detached in Penge, some bastard had super glued the back door lock. At the bus stop, Morton waited patiently for the number 55 bus, that would transport him to the Benghazi Community centre, Eagle terrace, Harlesden.
Emmarold Partinfok, slippe...
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