Showing:

Funny satire stories about Bad language

Try another search?

Funny story: Man Admits To Using Strong Language

Man Admits To Using Strong Language

The same man who said earlier that he was suffering from stress, boredom, depression, frustration, isolation, gross mental strain and a mild psychopathic nature has now admitted that, from time to time, his language can be extremely colorful. And,…

Read full story
Funny story: London Full Of 'Facking Cants'

London Full Of 'Facking Cants'

In sensational news coming out of the capital this morning, it's been claimed that, although it sees itself as the centre of modern business and finance, political tradition and progressive governance, the arts and all cultural thinking, London is ab…

Read full story
Funny story: Man Couldn't Stop Swearing

Man Couldn't Stop Swearing

It's been reported that a man in East Yorkshire has been diagnosed with Extreme Tourettes Syndrome (ETS) after he visited one of the top medical facilities in the north last week. Doctors at Oaf-on-Sea Infirmary said that the patient just could no…

Read full story
Funny story: John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry has categorically denied having a porcupine on his head during Chelsea's shock defeat at QPR. In a carefully worded statement, John Terry told a reporter "It's not a fucking porcupine you cunt." The FA are investigating the porcupi...

Read full story
Funny story: Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

The 700 year old mystery surrounding the correct pronounciation of Marylebone has finally been solved. "It is actually pronounced Marry Le Bone and derives from a 13th century liason between a Royal French Maid of Honour and an unruly pikey from S...

Read full story
Funny story: Man from Carlisle Learns American Vulgarism

Man from Carlisle Learns American Vulgarism

Carlisle, UK - Local man, David Clarke, 35, recently learned the American vulgarism, "junk." Friends are amazed by his natural ability to pick up and use such an odd American euphemism. "I learnt it from Elizabeth, who is the funniest person o...

Read full story
Funny story: No More Effin' & Jeffin'

No More Effin' & Jeffin'

A 'swearing in public' ban has been introduced by Smegmadale Borough Council in the run-up to Christmas, which councillors say will be maintained into the New Year to try and eliminate the town's reputation as Asbo Central. The effin' and jeffin'...

Read full story
Funny story: £14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

£14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

BRITISH children are now such foul mouthed f*****g animals the Government is to spend 14 million f*****g pounds on drilling some manners into the little sh*ts. The announcement of classes in behaviour and social education caused a storm when it h...

Read full story
Funny story: Survey Highlights Bad Language At Work

Survey Highlights Bad Language At Work

A survey of a broad section of workplaces in the UK, to discover what people think about the use of bad language, has turned up some surprising results.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more