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Funny story: Bank Employee Fired Over Bad Breath

Bank Employee Fired Over Bad Breath

Former colleagues of an ex-bank teller who was fired because of his bad breath, have spoken of their relief over his sacking. The Manhattan Investment Bank had spoken to the teller on several occasions, and had given fair warning that, if things d...

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Funny story: Fat Bastard Also Had Halitosis

Fat Bastard Also Had Halitosis

An obese woman who must have weighed around 400lbs also had breath so foul-smelling that many people talking to her would insist upon her observing a buffer, or 'exclusion zone' for their own protection. Angelina Jung, around 38, was a supervisor...

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Funny story: Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

A Denver woman accidentally killed seven fellow passengers with her bad breath while aboard a popular sightseeing train ride on the border of New Mexico and Colorado. Passengers on the J&O Tours train started screaming and passing out when Thi...

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Funny story: Bad breath rates 'rise when economy is booming'

Bad breath rates 'rise when economy is booming'

Bad breath rates among middle-aged workers go up during economic booms and dip when we are heading for a recession, according to W.H.O. (World Halitosis Organization). These breath-taking findings come from a survey of the GDP and bad-breath rates...

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Funny story: Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Ever been on a date and felt that you really did not want to be there, but didn't have the courage to tell your romancer? How about walking along a dark alley way heading home from the station and thought someone was following you perhaps to sex...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

VANCOUVER, B.C. - Kristen Stewart took her offscreen relationship with costar Robert Pattinson one step further today when she supplied the brooding actor with a much-needed breath mint. The act of kindness took place shortly after Stewart was ale...

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Funny story: Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

What started as a relatively calm and informative presentation by Republican Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson suddenly turned calamitous and potentially deadly for many unwitting participants at his enclosed campaign headquarters in Nashville, Te...

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