[Cheesy music, credits run]
[Scene: The Winchester Club in Hammersmith]
'Wotcher, Dave, 'as Arfur been in today?' 'No, Tel, 'e's not been in for days. Why not try the lockup?' 'Yeah, might just do that. Give us a lager, please.' 'Comin' up.'
[Detective Inspector Chisholm appears, followed by his Welsh sergeant, Terry McCann starts to quickly leave]
''Old it, McCann! Where are you going...
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