After years of living next door to a man perceived to just have an abrasive sense of humor, a local man has finally determined his neighbor is just plain mean. Mike Mitty, owner of Mighty Mike Mitty Muffallettas, moved in next door to the man he c…
As book shops reopen, Waterstones have been dealing with a string of complaints regarding fraudulent book titles. Avid angry reader, Brenda O’Lox, alleges that ‘Catch 22’ contains nothing about fishing. ‘It is just utter madness!’ She was also ve…
As the world well knows, Mr. Obama has been so annoyed with the President of Russia that Mr. Hollande was forced to host separate dinners. However, both these leaders are fond of Club Mephistopheles, a night club with branches in all major cities,...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...
TIJUANA, Mexico - The lead singer for Maroon 5 and judge on The Voice, Adam Levine has gone down to Tijuana to get away from all of the brouhaha that his recent comment has stirred up. Levine, who did not know that his microphone was on, said that...
NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers AKA The Queen of Mean has just revealed a startling fact. The 79-year-old told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that back in March she was thrown out of an anger management class due to the fact that her instructor sai...
VENICE BEACH - Charlie Sheen was in Venice Beach getting a brand new tattoo from one of the country's most noted tattoo artist Bong Bong. As he was leaving the tattoo parlor he was approached by Pia Confetti with The El Lay Informer. She asked...
TARZANA - Charlie Sheen has been riding on Cloud 9 ever since the new-found success of his new show Anger Management. He says that he has already forgotten that he ever appeared on the top sit-com Two and A Half Men and he even expressed the fact...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen is overjoyed that he has once again hit paydirt with his new television show Anger Management. Sheen, who was fired from the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week, recen...
MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013. Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punchi...
I've got the Anger Management Class Blues I have hated Yankees since my ill-spent youth. I grew up in the hills of the Virginias and Carolinas. Every summer, my family spent countless hot hours manning an Apple Cider (and Apple Brandy) stand alongside US 60, in Kanawha County, West Virginia. We owned an apple orchard, and for my family, during the season, it was all hands on deck, prun...
HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher has paid the man whom he replaced on the sit-com Two and A Half Men quite a compliment. Kutcher recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a Stuffed Jellyfish Seafood Diner in Petaluma. He to...
LA BREA - Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Mallette, 36, was in La Brea visiting the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. She was quietly sitting in the La Brea Tar Pits Diner lunching on a Pancho Villa Deluxe Chicken Fajita Plate when she was approached by M...
According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...
LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the FlexHex Package Delivery Service Company has issued a statement that Fiorello "The Punk" Picklefark has been fired and told to turn in his Bermuda shorts. The former delivery service employee, who was video tap...
Following the recent announcement of Charlie Sheen for the new Sit-Com "Anger Management", Katie Holmes was confirmed to play Sheen's foil in the series, albeit with seven detailed pages of contingencies attached to the deal. In a surprise alignme...
NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...
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