Chris Rock will not do another Oscars. Will Smith has scarred him for life, and now Chris hides in a closet in his mansion with a knife poised, sweating, eyes darting left and right, twitching with fear at every creak of the house. Look what you did…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…
SCARECROW, Kansas – (Satire News) – The news media has confirmed that a chicken farmer in Scarecrow Kansas, has an astounding eye-laying hen that can lay 80 eggs per day. RumorLand News reporter Zackary Yukon, interviewed Nathan Tadpole, and he wa…
Zany Slummer, a comedienne and wannabe actress, who identifies as a bird, took to Twit yesterday to tweet her call for a boycott of Windy's. She sought to initiate the boycott because she is expecting to deliver a boy named Cott and because she thoug...
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