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Amazon to offer employees adult diapers at cost

In response to ongoing bad publicity showing Amazon fulfillment center employees urinating in trash cans to avoid bathroom breaks that hurt production numbers, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has offered employees adult diapers at cost.  The announcement came...

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Amazon announces the 'Hey you!' digital assistant for adults

Funny story: Amazon announces the 'Hey you!' digital assistant for adults

Amazon took the technology industry by surprise today when it announced 'Hey you!', a new digital assistant aimed specifically at the adult home market. Unlike the company's market-leading 'Alexis', which responds to all questions with standard, i...

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Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo Resigns

IQUITOS (WAHUU VILLAGE): Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo today confirmed has submitted his resignation after learning the shocking defeat of Malaysia's Barisan National during the 14th General Election that was held on May 9. The defeat o...

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Amazon is totally judging you

Funny story: Amazon is totally judging you

Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...

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Amazon buys Rhode Island

In a move that will surely mark the beginning of the New World Order, Amazon has purchased the entire state of Rhode Island to be its East side, western hemisphere distribution center. Before the move the state used its power of Eminent domain t...

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Former Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show

Funny story: Former Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show

After months of speculation, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have bitten the bullet and agreed to front a show for Amazon on a three year deal. The new show has the working title, 'Three Middle Aged Boy Racers In Ill Fitting Denim B...

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Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Funny story: Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...

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Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

Funny story: Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...

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Amazion Taking Christmas Orders For New Faster Than Light Game Console Computers

Funny story: Amazion Taking Christmas Orders For New Faster Than Light Game Console Computers

Heisenberg's quantum principles have been used to make the "Decahedral" processor chips in the new "faster than light" computers which will be available for Christmas. Predictably Britain's James Bond and the C.I.A. have ordered one each from Amazio...

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Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Funny story: Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...

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"'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Funny story: "'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Every school library in the country is currently being torn to shreds and replaced with thousands of Amazon Kindles that can only access books written by British authors. The wet dream of both Amazon and Michael Gove has become a reality as workme...

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Amazon - Facebook Merger George Cloony Delivered To Woman's Door After "Like" Shock

Funny story: Amazon - Facebook Merger George Cloony Delivered To Woman's Door After "Like" Shock

Warnings to set preferences correctly in Facebook after the Amazon - Facebook merger were issued by Mark Zuckerburger yesterday. The warnings came after reports of incidents attributed to "teething troubles". In one high profile error George Cloo...

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Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...

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Amazon CEO is Laughing All the Way to the Headlines

Jeffrey Bezos is giggling his head off, laughing all the way to the headlines. First the Amazon CO got sensational global coverage of his absurd yet adorable (yet rather creepy) plan to have millions of packages delivered "right to your porch" by dro...

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Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Funny story: Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Amason.org, the world's largest internet goods purveyor, has announced plans to deliver novels and other books directly to the reader in the quickest manner possible-via intravenous Infusion. Fancy some Proust? Interested in Ivanhoe? "The Dickens", y...

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Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Funny story: Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Insider to Amazon's recent purchase of The Washington Post, Roger E. Quietus indicates a major task for the newspaper upcoming will be brokering and promoting political agreements favoring Amazon business. Mr. Quietus (who prefers to remain quie...

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The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

Funny story: The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...

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Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

Funny story: Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

But the electronic readers are not at all happy about it, according to Head Kindle Hedda. "Amazon officials never discussed this whole thing with us," complained Hedda, continuing, "apparently they just annoyed Target so much that the business ass...

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Pregnant robot dog blamed on Russian hacking

Mindy, the first robotic dog, is now pregnant. Senate Democrats allege that Russian hackers are to blame. The White House only states that Pres. Trump wants to make robot dogs great again.
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