Local man, Martin Shuttlecock informed us this morning that he had a great idea for a story last night, then promptly forgot what it was and spent the remainder of yesterday evening repeatedly punching himself in the face until bed time. "I was wa...
South coast kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that the menu item known as the 'Big Jimmy' is to be discontinued with immediate effect from all of his conveniently located kebab and burger vans. Market analysts speculat...
Yorkshire gravy champion, Ken Mither, recently described in media circles as the 'Gravy Man' has announced that he has been awarded a much treasured official food concession stand, outside the Olympic Stadium in Stratford, East London. "Mither be...
Yorkshire 'proper gravy' campaigner, Ken Mither of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire, was relaxing at home last night after taking his 'Proper Gravy Wi Chips' campaign all the way to the Surrey town of Dorking, having made the visit in one day on a day...
Top blonde Irish telly chef Rachel Allen celebrated St Patrick's day today by smothering her breasts in hot zingy chilli sauce, in an innovative recipe suggestion sent in by avid fan, Martin Shuttlecock. "I was in a bad mood when I woke up this mo...
In a sensational breaking news story, it can finally be revealed that over the weekend, local man Martin Shuttlecock, actually introduced Spoof Godfather, Colonel Juan, to legendary south coast kebab and burger tycoon, Ali Bullo. Although only ov...
Customers lining up outside Ali Bullo's kebab van near Dorking Leisure Park last night got the shock of their lives when they came under fire from an Apache helicopter gunship. It is thought that the helicopter crew became disorientated, and misto...
South coast kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur, Ali Bullo today announced that he has reluctantly banned Freddie The Zombie from a kebab van in Park Gate. Freddie The Zombie, who has until recently proved quite popular with the locals, has been...
Latest news is that those American slackers who have the cojones to come out and protest about corporate greed, banking malpractice, and tax evading billionaires, are to be reinforced by a delegation of commie pinko Limey bastards, who are about to g...
The appearance of a hairy biker straddling a Harley Davidson caused quite a stir in the sleepy seaside resort of Worthing this morning. Eye witnesses stated that the hairy biker parked his machine in the multi-storey car park, and then proceeded on f...
Kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, revealed today that Sir Alex Ferguson has placed a huge and highly lucrative order for two hundred extra large doner, one hundred chicken shish, one hundred and twenty five lamb sish, and seventy six k...
South coast kebab and burger entrepreneur Ali Bullo has blamed the recent unrest in Worthing on crap burgers and kebabs. Ali Bullo explained that, being elderly mobility scooter riders and decadent MILF's, most of the troublemakers couldn't handle...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that his long time friend, Ali Bullo, the South coast kebab shop and burger entrepreneur, has been chatted up down the pub, by a gay Russian soldier. Much to Ali Bullo's amazement, not to mention chagr...
Following the recent popularisation of the sleepy Sussex seaside town of Worthing, which has recently been overrun with mobility scooter 'Hell's Angels' riders and zimmer frame hooligans, local kebab and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has added...
Local kebab shop and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, was today sacked by Lord Sugar before he ever even got on the telly on an episode of The Apprentice. Ali Bullo described the decision by the Amstrad supremo as "a bit silly really. Innit bru...
Turkish born, Ali Bullo is well known for operating a string of kebab vans and shops in Hampshire, Dorset, and West Sussex, where he is widely regarded as the consummate entrepreneur. Not many kebab vendors do a neat sideline in photoshopped nude celebrity calendars, featuring the likes of Charlotte Church, Pixie Lott, and Cindy Beale out of EastEnders, but Ali reckons he makes as much from the do...
Local kebab, pizza and burger entrepreneurial tycoon, Ali Bullo, today revealed how an unsavoury incident involving one of his burger vans in the early hours of this morning, ruined what had hitherto been an excellent evening's trading. The van c...
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