Remember when babies and children were ripped from their mother’s arms at the Mexican border and put into cages? Mrs. Trump took a trip to the Mexican border wearing a green jacket. Printed on the back of the jacket in sloppy white letters was: I don…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has confirmed that the rumor is in fact true. Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene have agreed to appear on ESPN-4 and engage in a semi-nude mud wrestling…
Visiting the border recently, Mr. Pence stressed that the camps are clean and orderly, with every inmate receiving food and medical attention. Standing beside a crowded cage filled with annoyed looking males (and body stench wafting through the ba...
A hundred and thirty-four years is a long time, but when you say it again, and say to yourself that 134 years is the amount of time that Donald Trump's entire ancestral line has spent in the United States, we have to wonder: Is it long enough?...
Fiery, intense, outspoken, and controversial are just a few of the adjectives that describe freshman congressional representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Does she represent a new advantage for the Democrats, or, instead, is she dangerous for the pa...
A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almo...
The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Revolving fire hydrants: Sounds like a “can’t miss” solution to The Big Apple’s dog emission problem. Now that Mayor De Blasio has become the latest mutt to join the 20 or more dogs throwing their collars into the ring as De...
Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...
Some say President Trump is pretty adept at creating and deploying memes to his advantage. Not so fast, say Democrats, we think we’ve discovered a way to beat the president at his own game. Bernie Sanders, AOC and members of the MSM are having an i...
Republicans, quit picking on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s just another failed attempt to pick on women smarter and sharper than you, in an effort to silence the little lady who belongs back in the kitchen whipping up your grits, clean...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Let’s try to sort this out. Is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a monkey or an organ grinder? The leadership of the Democrat Party is at stake. Is upstart Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez the defacto head of the party? Or is it...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of...
BILLINGSGATE POST: If life were fair, Slim Everdingle would have taken a pass when he was first introduced to Alexandria “The Great.” She was a bartender in a sleazy saloon in a bad section of the Bronx that catered mainly to pimps, prostitutes and...
From his malodorous, perspiration stained recliner, Jerry Osborn took to Twitter today to announce his full-throated support for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal proposal. “Green New Deal me in, AOC,” tweeted Mr. Osborn. “I’m also g...
Close scrutiny of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s “Green New Deal” reveals the following key provisions, which are hereby provided as public service. The United States shall henceforth be renamed ‘Alexandria’s Fossil Fuel Free Fiefdom’ with Queens, New...
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