Hey, how you doin’? I’m Vinny Carbone I got one of those, whaddaya call it, Alexa robot things from Amazon or whatever. It’s a hunk a shit but my wife likes it, her idea, she says it’s the way of the future or some horseshit – future my ass! Anywa…
In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, "Alexa" revealed that she/he/it is sexless and has no gender. This came after an innocent question from me asking what state had recently enacted a law prohibiting transgenders from competing in…
CARPINTERIA, California – (Satire News) – News coming out of the Left Coast, is that the age old “Gilligan’s Island” TV show question, who would you rather boink Ginger or Mary Ann? has now been replaced. Mimosa Sabrosa, with Alpha Beta News, has…
A man who has recently been experiencing problems with his Alexa is now concerned that the virtual assistant might have been spying on him behind his back, and may now be able to gain access to one of his private online accounts. Myke Woodson, 57,…
It's been said that the new state-of-the-art modern technology can do anything humans can do, and do it a lot better and far more efficiently into the bargain, but there was disappointment in store for one man at the weekend, when he commanded his Al…
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – A retired FedEx driver says that he's going to have to seek professional help due to the fact that he is cheating on Alexa with Siri. Dennis Schnozzle, 81, says that, since recently retiring after a 30-yea…
NEW YORK CITY – Alexa, Amazon’s personal virtual assistant, who came into being in 2014, has become tremendously popular, and has now been asked to step it up a notch. Alexa, who has been called everything from a voice interaction goddess to an in...
Amazon took the technology industry by surprise today when it announced 'Hey you!', a new digital assistant aimed specifically at the adult home market. Unlike the company's market-leading 'Alexis', which responds to all questions with standard, i...
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