Ex Italy, Torino, Piza, Ravenna, Venezia, Atalanta, Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Lazio, Inter, Milan, Monaco, Sampdoria and Firoentina forward Christian Vieri is to come out of retirement to play in the Chinese Super League. Never a man to stay to long...
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground. (Metro) Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City. AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised that he will make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world if he joins the Italian football chumpions AC Milan. 'Bunga-sconi' as he is now known after leaving office, promised Tevez t...
Paris St Germain are determined to lure Moroccan footballing genius Adel Taarabt away from QPR. After splashing the cash on French starlets Nicholas Douche and Pierre Putain, the French club PSG see the unpredictable Taarabt as the final piece in...
In the midst of a jubilant celebration at White Hart Lane tonight, as supporters taunted North London rivals Arsenal because Spurs qualified for the last eight of the Champions League and Arsenal didn't, one Spurs player was enjoying a quiet moment o...
Stormy night in la bella Italia with much for the afficionado to discuss. It rained incessantly in Milan, and indeed on Milan, especially in the 80th minute when Aaron Lennon picked the ball up in his own half, charged at the Milan defence, skipped a...
Following Tottenham Hotspurs' dramatic 1-0 away win in the Champions League against Milan in the San Siro, happy Harry Redknapp joined his old mates, Graeme Souness, and Jeff Stelling alongside his son Jamie in the Sky Sports studio. He called Sou...
The long awaited announcement of the new head coach of AC Milan has come to an end this afternoon. During a press conference call today by the Milan board, the name of Silvio Berlusconi was called to be the new coach of AC Milan and to be assi...
Barca beat Inter 1-0, but lose 3-2 on aggregate in the Champions League. Despite some crap refereeing decisions. Barca had a late goal disallowed for a handball that never was. Fergus McCarthy lamented the fact that the match official wasn't offic...
To Manchester United fans he'll always be a legend who will never be disrespected for the years of loyal service he has given to the club he has supported since childhood. To Sir Alex Ferguson, David Beckham is just another footballer, one of many...
Man City's mega-rich Arabian owners have just acquired Real Madrid, lock, stock, Ronaldo, Kaka and Barrel, OLÉ! This shock news was just transmitted by Reuters Int. Also the news that the mega-disappointed Spanish royal family, sponsors of Real, h...
Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...
Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that "the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan".
AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida has been offered a one five match boxing contract following his stunning performance last night against Celtic in the Champions League. The Brazilian s...
Italian giants AC Milan have signed American TV personality Larry King from CNN in a swap deal with Brazilian superstar Kaka going the other way, The Spoof can report today.
There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.
Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, uncharacteristically lost his temper yesterday when responding to questions about his team's Champions League exit at the hands of AC Milan at the S...
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