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Funny story: Rapper .50 cent Lowers His Price For Walmart Ad

Rapper .50 cent Lowers His Price For Walmart Ad

Los Angeles, CA - Rapper .50 cent has apparently completed terms on a contract with retail giant Walmart, in an agreement to cross-market one and others brands. The Walmart folks want America to know that there is nothing that they can't cut the pric...

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Funny story: The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...

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Funny story: Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

SAN FRANCISCO - Spokespersons for the three giant Japanese auto makers Toyota, Nissan, and Honda have all announced that they have circulated memorandums to each other stating that they have made entries to their individual data bases regarding two A...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Burps, Fills Room With 50-Scent.

Chelsea Handler Burps, Fills Room With 50-Scent.

Giving credence to the rumour that 50-Cent has f--ked every single woman in the world under 200 lbs and/or 45 years old, he's started dating 50-something Grammy host-epicfail Chelsea Handler. And Chelsea put the rumours to rest at the craft servi...

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Funny story: Kanye, Fifty and Justin Bieber Collaborate on New Teenage CD

Kanye, Fifty and Justin Bieber Collaborate on New Teenage CD

Carrying the working title, "I Wanna Hug You All Night", it was clear that adult market rappers, Kanye West and Fifty Cent, were looking to expand to the teenage and pre-teen audiences through a newly formed collaboration with Justin Bieber. Secre...

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Funny story: 50-Cent Solution to Fix Apple iPhone 4 Antenna Problem

50-Cent Solution to Fix Apple iPhone 4 Antenna Problem

Those of you who are thinking, "Wow, just one day after we find out rapper 50 Cent is marketing a sure-fire solution for getting rid of ants, he's now going to be a hero in the iPhone 4 debaucle. Can it get any better than this in the entertainment A...

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Funny story: 50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants

50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants

I saw the headline "50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants" and it stopped me in my tracks. I thought, "man, not only is this guy one of the best rappers in the business, but he is stepping so far out of the box, we have to applaud him. Sure, he endorse...

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Funny story: Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

We can all give it up to our nations sweetheart to once again surprise us, rumours and speculation abound (mostly in my dreams, but, yunno) that Cheryl Cole has a major crush on rapper 50 cent for the longest time, possibly even during the time she w...

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Funny story: Rapper Fity Cent Performs for Pimps at US Auto 50c Sale

Rapper Fity Cent Performs for Pimps at US Auto 50c Sale

Rapper Fitycent told the US auto industry audience that it's hard out there for a pimp. The combined crowd of car salespersons chanted back in one voice: "You're tellin' Me!" That is how the first ever cars for $.50 sale received its kick off.

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Funny story: 50 Cent: 'I'm Mozart.'

50 Cent: 'I'm Mozart.'

Following the growing trend of televised celebrity regression, we can reveal some alarming revelations about rapper and prat 50 Cent, who has revealed that he was in fact Mozart in his former existence. "It would explain a lot" quipped the potty...

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Funny story: 50 Cent To Join David Van Day In Dollar Relaunch

50 Cent To Join David Van Day In Dollar Relaunch

Rap star, 50 Cent, has told music journalists in New York that he has already met with ex-Dollar singer and I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here contestant, David Van Day, with a view to relaunching the drab 1970s pop group Dollar. Cent, real name...

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Funny story: Fity Cent Can't Sell LI Estate for...Fity Cent!

Fity Cent Can't Sell LI Estate for...Fity Cent!

Ten dollars ago, Fity Cent promised his lady and their new born currencies that their LI Mansion would be theirs. Since the tenner has been spent and the promised house has lately been burnt to the ground, Fity thought he was in the clear.

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Funny story: Dear 50 Cent

Dear 50 Cent

Dear Mr 50, Re: "In da Club." I do hope this letter reaches you as I have been otherwise unable to make your acquainta...

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Funny story: 50 Cent Gobs Off: Don't Shoot The [C]rap!

50 Cent Gobs Off: Don't Shoot The [C]rap!

[C]rap artist 50 Cent has sued an internet advert company for using his image in an online promotion.

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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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