Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.
LAS VEGAS-Unconfirmed reports indicate that Samsung, Panasonic, Sony and LG, not content with just bringing out television screens which are 105-inches wide, are planning to add three-dimensional vision in the near future, along with smell, taste and...
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