WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U. S. Census Bureau faces challenges due to six states that have begun allowing same-sex marriages in the years since the last census, say bureau officials.
"Our primitive little computer programs have unfortunately not 'evo...
[Scene:a space ship near the planet Venus]
'Hal, give me the co-ordinates of our destination.' '10:11, W1, 54N' 'Start trajectory course at once.' 'Trajectory initialised.' 'Italics off.' 'Confirmed.'
'Where are we going, Mr Spark?' 'We are going to meet the leader of the Labori, and his assistant reptiles Hazy and Jaki, on the planet Troff.'
[Strauss waltz music begins]
'And turn tha...
Popular British science fiction writer Sir Arthur C Clarke, author of more than 100 fiction and non-fiction books, has been entombed in a tetrahedral artifact of a mystic dark polished mineral and shot to the Moon's surface by
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