In a lifelong trend, which shows no signs of changing over the short term, people in their 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and older still list the weather as the top topic in conversation with both strangers and close family and friends. Mr Darren Uffer,...
Following recent rioting, the BBC has decided not to use various terms in their forecasts. 'Riot Friendly evening' was said to be a possible goer at one point, as was 'A fine night for taking something that is not yours, because everyone else is doin...
College Station, Texas - This week is predicted to be the hottest week in Texas on record. While it would be a great thing normally to be considered hot, in a sexual way, it is not great to be living in one of the worst heat waves in twenty year...
Prime Minister, David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron, and Deputy PM Nick "Does My Bum Look Big In These Trousers?" Clegg appear all set to authorise the export of some mediocre British weather to the Americans. In recent days, temperatures in the USA h...
Tracking temperatures well into the 90's across the United States, with some regions topping 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the National Weather Service has decided to escalate their normal advisory up to an "Idiot Warning" for the next two days. Advis...
An exasperated local man has described TV and radio weather reports as nonsense. Mr Danbert Plebiscite, of Spandex Gardens, Pittsville, is so fed up with the weather forecasts that he e-mailed a friend, Nobby, to complain. EIF News & Featur...
Details are leaking through that the south coast seaside town of Bognor Regis has been lashed by a small tornado. A sort of mini-tornado, according to accounts, and although there was some damage to property, it appears that the damage was limited, a...
Phoenix Arizona was recently buffeted by the biggest dust storms known to residents in recent history. Some residents are speculating that the dust storms are related to the Phoenix lights. The Phoenix lights were unexplained light seen by the...
Heat on overhead power lines has caused the cancellation of trains from London to other places. Questions have been asked as to why these same routes were similarly effected during the winter, but due to temperatures being too low. It appears tha...
Glastonbury 2011: With mere hours to go until festival-goers descend on Worthy Farm to watch headline acts including Frank Sidebottom, Beyonce and The Wurzles, organisers warn fans to bring wellies, raincoats, inflatable dingies and distress flares.
After issuing a severe weather alert earlier today, advising the public to beware of stiff breezes on Wednesday, the Met Office has issued a retraction and an unconditional apology, as they admitted they got it all wrong. The error was discovered...
The Met Office today issued a 'Severe Weather Warning' and advised UK residents to batten down the hatches, as there is a high probability of the nation being traversed by a stiff breeze at some point on Wednesday. Residents have been advised to...
The Apple icloud has been revealed, along with the news that it is to be represented by a shiny silver cloud symbol. This cloud symbol has sent shock waves through the world of weather, because everybody knows that that cloud symbol is the BBC we...
The national Weather Service issued their prediction for this year's hurricane season, confidently asserting that in all likelihood it will be very different than what they expect. A spokesman for NOAA stated that "If history teaches us anythin...
As the twilight looms in the month of May, UK Met Office experts have warned of an impending heatwave, the likes of which have never been seen since last time. Weatherwatch spokesperson, Jenny Pendlebreast, explained that researchers have studied...
Large parts of the UK are set to enjoy temperatures of up to 81F (27C) this weekend thanks to a weather phenomenon know as the Spanish plume. Weather experts have warned that the conditions could have a massive effect on retail and catering. Th...
Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
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