Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...
The Common Wealth Games are under way and we are assured they will be played out on a level playing field. Out intrepid Athletics reporter Jock White has called from Glasgow to advise us that he has discovered the playing field is much higher one...
Paddy O'Flynn had had enough it seems. He had decided to apply to his local housing authority for help with his rent having vacated his old house and moved into a rented apartment in Clapham Common, South London. That is where his troubles began. His wife Caitlin takes up the story. "They sent him a form to fill in. It was thick as the London Times. For three months he tried to figure it o...
Olaf Soxoff, a German-Swiss skier has alerted the world to an incredible find. An experienced veteran of the piste, the sixty-three years old Olaf decided to try an unfamiliar route on the South side of Switzerland's highest mountain, the Matterhorn.
In a weird survey conducted by Harvard's Neuroscience Department some interesting findings are being discussed. College and University students were asked to list in descending order WHO THEY WOULD LEAST WANT TO BE AS THEY BREATHED THEIR LAST. The most recurring choices were... 1. Henry Kissinger. 2. Barack Obama 3. George Bush Senior. 4. George Bush Junior. 5. Donald Rumsfeld. 6. Tony Bla...
George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
Gotfried Right was today jailed for life at a ground-breaking trial in the Superior Court of San Francisco. Gotfried, a professor of graphic design at the Academy of Art had set up a printing press in his garage and proceeded to print what the prosec...
A new drug has been developed to combat what its manufacturers' claim is an increasing rise in what it calls "conspiracy theory syndrome". We went along to F.U. Pharamceuticals in Baltimore to interview leading research scientist there Dr. Hugh.B.Still. I asked the doctor: "Do you believe there is a need for this drug?" "Our research shows that the need is overwhelming. We see the syndrom...
Atlanta - By now, it's become public knowledge that the Clintons have had a tough life these past twenty years. The struggle they have faced as multimillionaires is well documented and admirable. The ability to "pull oneself up by their bootst...
Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its...
New York City - Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came out of the poor house long enough today, on her current book tour, to confess to the world how hard her life has been. She and former President Clinton were "dead broke." Clinton,...
Fans of the legendary rock group One Direction will be saddened to find out today that due to their constant wearing of skinny jeans, One Direction have as a collective unit become impotent. The jet setting 5some, who shot to fame when X Factor shot...
The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
According to an anonymous source who alleges to be a high-level member of Parliament, even the British government doesn't understand the British monetary system. The fundamental British currency, the Pound Sterling, usually referred to simply as...
Robbers have dug a 50ft tunnel to plunder £70,000 from a cashpoint machine in what could be their fourth raid, it has been revealed! The thieves, dubbed "the great escape crew", are thought to have spent months using teaspoons they had collected v…
Pope Francis told shocked Mafia delegates at a meeting of Godfathers yesterday that their blood-stained money, blood-stained power and bllod stained handkerchiefs, can't now be taken with them into the next life when the new blood stain laundering me...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Peruvian President Billy Fashionista flew to Washington, D.C. to meet with President Obama in the Oval Office of the White House. The president of the South American country had some great news for President Obama. He told him t...
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