With news that Climate Change may destroy civilisation, and that rising oil prices may destroy civilisation and the credit crunch may destroy civilisation, the National Assembly of Wales said, after prayers, that it would tackle plastic bags first.
Wayne Rooney, the overhyped, overrated England striker has controversially signed for Wales and will now play for the Welsh national team. His transfer from England to Wales is unheard of in international football and comes at a time when his form...
Rhosgoch village in North Wales are celebrating today. Their male voice choir, formed from the miners of the local coal pit. Have won a prestigious MOBO award (Music Of Black Origin), category - Best UK Newcomers. A surprised MOBO audience watch...
Wales has once again retained its crown as the fattest country in the UK after being named and shamed by the National Health Service. According to the latest NHS survey, five of the six fat hot spots in Britain are Welsh. Only the Shetland Island...
An Independent film, Dai the Welshman is said to be rocketing to the top of the critics list when it is released in October. The film follows one day in the life of Dai, a Welshman who thinks philosophically about life. He is seen racing around th...
The sleepy town of Blackwood in Wales was in shock today as one of it's fire fighting heroes, Simon Bevman, was strangled to death in the high street by a 15ft python. Initial reports indicate that Mr Bevman had just left the chemist after buying a l...
Cardiff Wales - A rare UK sasquatch sighting reported in Cardiff has been called a hoax by local citizens. Sensitive to the famous Cardiff Giant hoax of the past century the report was immediately investigated and debunked. The reported sighing of...
Cardiff, UK - Children in the Welsh capital of Cardiff claim that they have contacted the long-dead wife of King Offa through a ouija board. 'Offa's Dyke' was an ancient Welsh fortification similar to Hadrian's wall. In 2002, noted Oxford Professo...
Today, the government announced a 9% decrease in crime in England and Wales in the last 12 months, making it the lowest level of recorded crime since 1478. Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said: 'It's wonderful news, isn't it? Let's have a...
Studies are showing that Wales are veritably invisible on the Broadcasting British Commission. Reporters from the Media and Fairness Football and Cricket Club have found that there is no music or romance from Wales on the BBC.
Carmarthenshire Wales - Llywnywermod was assumed ownership by Prince Charles in 2006 after evicting rightful owners for unpaid taxes and has been undergoing renovations ever since. Yesterday Prince Charles paid tribute to the palace toadies...
Today the Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru, changed its name to Died Cymru, in honour of the suicides sweeping across Wales like an Australian bush fire.
Cardiff (Faux News) - Walk into any city in America and mention the Irish, you'll get an easy dozen jokes about drinking. Mention the English and a discussion of bad teeth ensues. Mention the Scottish and people will visualize kilts and the angry...
Welsh Conservative Alun Cairns was today appointed as Britain's ambassador to Italy. Speaking from his house in Llanelli, he said: 'It is an honour to represent my country in this way, and it will be delightful to experience Italian culture at fir...
Speaking from my ivory tower on Canary Wharf, I learned today that not only is poor little Maddy Mccann missing, but speaking to our royal correspondent and former plumber, Kendo Nagagranny, I have found out, and can exclusively reveal, that Diana, Princess of Wales, is still dead!...
Prince Charles today admitted that he didn't know where Wales actually is.
The Finnish 'Frog fishing team' has once again taken the world title back to Helsinki amidst scenes of fervent and unashamed displays of patriotism mixed with an angry and potentially troublesome anti Welsh rally during which members of the c...
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