Boston, USA. - Tea Drinking for America Now (TDAN) - the largest tea drinking advocacy campaign - launched a new television ad today in the Boston area while Congress was back in town for it's latest jaked tanned session. The ad is designed to pr...
French women have been banned from wearing cosmetics that have not been tested on at least three types of monkey. Bridgette Bardot joined over a thousand protesters as they linked arms to form a protest ring around the Arc de Triumph, bringing tr...
"The Phantom", the chimpanzee that has been the orchestrator of many recent jewellery heists, struck again last night in a daring raid in a famous New York jewellers. All that is known of "The Phantom" is that security footage outside of a jewelle...
The famous three wise monkeys symbol, representing "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil," will be changed in view of the media's attitude towards President Barack Obama and his carte blanche attitude and actions. The symbol of three wise monk...
A Spokane woman who hid a sedated monkey under her blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles - pretending she was pregnant, although the monkey moved about - has been convicted of smuggling charges. Jemsy Dawson, 27, successfully passed thr...
A seven-year-old boy with a highly developed sun tan has been withdrawn from a school play by his mother after he was cast as a monkey. Mrs. Lorraine Kong took her son, King, out of a junior stage production of the 2001 hit movie Planet of the Ape...
Spaniards now have a better understanding of why they are called great apes. At a recent conference of The Great Ape Association of Prime Primates, a ground breaking document was passed unanimously declaring Spaniards "part of the community of e...
The Spanish parliament today announced new human-like rights for the great ape. Many animal rights groups have been greatly disappointed at the announcement, however, saying it doesn't go far enough.
Chimpologists studying the female chimpanzee sexual response have discovered something truly amazing. The ladies are faking it! After recording literally kilometers of tape of female chimps caught in flagrante delicto, researchers have unanimously co...
Today in Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, its major bus company Lothian Buses announced that they were replacing their drivers with baboons.
Carrying out what is believed to be a perfectly planned and orchestrated move, 25,000 macaques across Japan ritually disembowelled themselves at lunch time yesterday, to protest the ongoing destruction of their habitat.
At a major American robotics research facility, an amazing breakthrough was announced. A monkey in their brain operated robotics department has learned to manipulate a robot arm just by thinking about the movement of the mechanical appendage.
(AP Rome) - Amongst speculation that our entire universe is just a child's science project gone awry the Pope announced to a throng of thousands at the Vatican that "God is a Monkey and Darwin was right".
Comedian and Oscar-winning actor Robin Williams is deeply involved in a NASA research project relating to sending monkey's to Uranus. The hirsute star offered his services for free in order to bo...
CHICAGO- The arch of an eyebrow or the curve of a lip tells chimps not only a lot about one another, but also behavior exhibited by primordial pundits and dimly lit politicians given positions within our government despite fruitless credentials analo...
(Stanford CA) Scientists at the Primate Research Center announced discovery of a new ape-like animal. The animals were discovered only 10 miles from the Center, living in a colony by the Pacific. Dr. Jesus DiShiva discovered the creatures and gave a...
Monkey, the popular face behind the PG Tips campaign has denied attacking Municipal worker Gary Shaver and severing his ear.
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