Since his death Wacko Jacko's estate has been churning in the millions and it has now estimated that its topped the $1 billion mark. Now if Jacko had still been alive his estate would be worth much less, because Whacko loved blowing his millions a...
In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two. Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results. He...
Proving that some humans have no end to how low they will sink, it has been revealed that Gary Coleman's ex-wife, Shannon "Dirtbag" Price, has sold pictures of the dead -and dying- teacup-sized actor to a tabloid. The photos show a bloodied Colema...
London - (Preposterous Mess): A former Michael Jackson minder says a transatlantic cover-up 'involving the Bushes' is behind a UK judge's decision to ban a jury from hearing upcoming libel testimony. Dave 'Knuckleduster' White's appeal alleges a...
They said it couldn't be done. The BGT judges, along with Geordie comedy duo Ant and Dec, all scoffed when Christine came out on stage with Timmy the pig, and announced that he was going to mime to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' at a recent BGT audition...
Police in New York City say they have found proof that mimic, Honus Snell, was not only the person on some recent Michael Jackson telephone tapes but that he has made and sold hundreds of thousands of such tapes over the years. "It could even run...
Hitting all the Hollywood news sites today was a report that there were many photographs taken of the autopsy of Michael Jackson that the Los Angeles Police Department are holding unto and that tabloids are bidding up the price for them to be release...
The self-confessed lover of Michael Jackson says he is hiding out following death threats by Michael Jackson's fans. Jason Pfeiffer says some of the threats are gruesome and graphic and have him scared for his life. Jackson's dermatologist, Dr.
In a series of tapes being released by an Australian tabloid it shows that Michael Jackson was deeply under the influence of prescription drugs. The recordings show the star longing for a comeback and wanting the press to leave him alone about hi...
The late 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson was reportedly paranoid that should David Cameron ever be elected Prime Minister, he would be railroaded into becoming Minister of Defence by a coalition government. So states a tape recording made public thi...
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
Encino Hills - (Propofool): The Jackson family is devastated: legal minefields of Dr Conrad Murray's manslaughter indictment and some 'excruciatingly complex' probate secrets surrounding the late singer's estate have just turned very complicated.
WEST HOLLYWOOD - After almost a year of hiding the suppressed truth in one of his closets, Jason Pfeiffer (pronounced: PICK-le-BOY) has come forward or rather OUTward. Pfeiffer, was working as a dermatologist trainee for Dr. Arnoldington Kleinheim...
With the dust finally settled over the death of Michael Jackson, his former chimpanzee, Bubbles, has come forward with the astonishing claim that it was he not Michael Jackson that had written most of Jackson's biggest hits. "Smooth Criminal was m...
Reykjavik - (Ashes to Ashes): Reporting about the massive poison gas cloud threat from the Eyjafjallajoekull glacier volcano is being deliberately obscured. Toxic news items surrounding Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II, aka Blanket, are bei...
Hollywood - (Prenup): Determined to out-Zsa Zsa Gabor nine times married Hungarian actress/socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor seventy eight year-old screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is getting hitched. And the object of her nuptial desires is Dr Conrad Murray...
A judge in the USA has allowed Michael Jackson's Doctor to keep his medical licence even although he is charged with manslaughter. The murdering Doctor in the UK Doctor Harold Shipman was allowed to keep his medical licence even although many peo...
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