In shocking breaking news, plastic water bottles have been officially banned.
A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.
Los Angeles, California - A pilot project leaked to the media that local water districts were working with pharmaceutical companies on a new, faster and more efficient drug delivery system to handle the anticipated increased needs of retiring Baby Bo...
"We ain't got enough water," said Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, "git some."...
Yahoo! News recently reported of an Associated Press investigation into the quality of drinking water that discovered minute amounts of pharmaceuticals including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones.
A recent study has shown, that there are drugs in our drinking water. America is not the only country this has happend to, it appears that almost all countries have this issue.
LAS VEGAS, NV -- Being pissed off is not an option, but creative vengeance is.
In a cruel twist of fate yesterday, Brian Lookatthewater went blind and his head exploded. In a statement released by his Master John Morrison said "If he had a family they would be devastated".
The organisers of the London Marathon have today announced a ban on bottled water, and in the future, runners will only be able to obtain water from huge taps placed strategically along the 26-mile-385-yard route. The ban comes after environment...
In the 1968 fantasy "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," Dick Van Dyke is Carraticus Potts, a singing inventor who builds a magical car, which aside from making whimsical engine noises, can zip across water and sprout wings and fly. For reasons pertaining to the plot, Dick and company fly in the magic car to the land of Vulgaria, where men wear lederhosen and they're fine with that.
Ducktown, Tennessee (IP) - The severe shortage of rain being experienced by folks in the tri-state area of Western North Carolina, Georgia, and Tennessee has brought out the worst and best in area residents.
Robbinsville, North Carolina (IP) - There is an extreme shortage of water in the southeast United States and Atlanta, Georgia has less than an 80 day supply of water left for millions of people.
Now, if I asked you what the most precious item this world holds near to its heart, what would you guess that was. Gold, Gas, Oil … give up? How about water? You know the stuff we give away, give it away to our lawns to our animals, our cars, and we give it for free. Now we pay a pretty premium for this liquid gold. I have an old friend that sells water to folks that will pay $10 a bottle fo...
Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporter Antoinette MacRobitussin was sent to do an undercover story about the severe shortage of water being experienced in Atlanta, Georgia as well as all of the southern states.
Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Imperial Klan Wizard and Georgia governor Sonny Shitler has made good on a promise to steal water from North Carolina. The governor has hired an oil company with sideways drilling technology to drill a horizontal well northwa...
A forensic scientist studying the DNA of water in the English University of Cambridge has made some startling findings that may cause us to think twice before ever drinking tap water again.
The fate of the British Dentist hangs by a thread it seems. Since the recent floods in Yorkshire and more recently down South, people have been drinking bottled water.
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