Shock has spread to the streets of Wales today after last nights tragic events leading to the death of Dolly the hooker. The tragedy unfolded when Dolly's client requested her to put a condom on with her mouth, a trick she well famed for amongst the...
Little known English County Wales is in mourning tonight after warbling pre-pubescent songster Lloyd Daniels was unceremoniously booted off tonight's X Factor. Daniels, 6 months and a barely formed foetus lost out to gurning Essex Love-God Olly Mu...
In glorious flashbacks to street-parties of times past, the Deputy First Minister of Wales, acting as spokesperson for "Pick at Us", announced a breakthrough new pioneering highly marketable high profit low cost high job creation technology from the...
Cardiff, Wales - A long national nightmare is at an end with the capture of 84 year old Heinrich Kluge, and his cache of stolen vowels. The tale started in 1945 when Nazi Germany was pressed in on all sides by Allied forces. A lone operative, in...
Steelmaker Ruckus is getting into financial trouble experiencing falling orders amid the effects of the recession and with the possibility of job cuts the Welsh Assembly has decided to make a move which could safeguard some steelworkers' jobs. The...
Hundreds of complaints have come in after an area of Wales made the UK's first change over to fully digital TV. The callers were all upset to find that BBC2 was no longer available. Mr Jones from Swansea was one of those affected. He lost BBC2 a...
No more will the cry of "is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superman!", be heard in the tiny fishing village of Glamogylly, Wales as its last telephone box was removed yesterday due to commercial reasoning. The worst hit will be local mild-man...
Thloyds, the well known Welsh bank, is now mainly owned by The British Government after it was stimulated by placing a large brown envelope in the inside pocket of it's Chairman Sir Victor Blank (yes, that's his real name). He spoke to the press...
The Welsh Second Division football team, Llanfair-pwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Athletic has completely flummoxed referee David Jones during their match with Llanfynydd United on Saturday. Gogogoch Athletic had fielded a team...
After appearing on Britain's Got Talent, Griff Davies of Bangor was revealed as being the only Welshman who cannot sing. He was immediately offered singing lessons on the NHS. "It was a tragedy," said Rob Brydon, who was judging the Welsh heats of...
Following the 24 year old's unexpected hat-trick at the Brits this week, Welsh manager John Toshack has hinted that she maybe just the added spark he's looking for to push the Red Dragon's qualifying campaign forward. Toshack, Wales current and mo...
Law Lords deliberating over the appeal against deportation of the radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada, have given the all-clear for his deportation from the UK to go ahead as soon as possible. He will be sent to Wales this afternoon. Qatada had ap...
Yet another art commission has been, er, commissioned, this time for the West of the country in Welsh Wales. The "Swansea Sheep", dubbed the Angel of the West - or to give its official title - shaggus wasteus publicus moneycus - was designed by a...
Cardiff - The Welsh Assembly here in Cardiff have voted unanimously to outlaw sheep jokes. Welsh people and sheep combined with various humurous interpretations have long been a staple of amateur comedians, particularly ones in factories or offices,...
The well known video sharing site 'You Tube' was consulting lawyers today over a potential copyright infringement by the up and coming Welsh web site 'Ewe Tube' It is believed 90% of the Welsh population now tune in to' Ewe Tube', wit...
The Welsh team plan to counter the All Blacks Haka with Charlotte Church in the upcoming Test Match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Welsh Team Manager Taff Thomas said that in the light of recent pre-match shenanigans including the Irish Riv...
In an astonishing and coincidental revelation today, it has been revealed that Pres. elect, Barack Obama has Welsh roots. The BBC revealed today that an upcoming episode of "Who do you think you are" featuring Shirley Bassey, has uncovered that Ba...
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