Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'. The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man...
WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected. "Public executions are the answer...
Monday 9th July 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Man died after stabbing in Nottingham" Source: Nottingham Police Site Extract: A man who died after sustaining injuries during the early hours of this morning was stabbed, police have tonight confirmed. A Home Office post-mortem examination confirmed the cause of death as a stab wound to the leg. The victim, who is believed to be in h...
Sunday 24th June 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Nottingham man appears in court over stabbing death" Source: BBC News Extract A 21-year-old Nottingham man has appeared before city magistrates charged with murder. Marcin Cwiakalo, of Osborne Street, Radford, was remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 25 June. He is accused of fatally stabbing Mark Blade...
An Australian Coroner has finally closed the case file on one of Australia's longest running murder mysteries. In the Darwin Magistrates Court today, Coroner Sheila Castlemaine-XXXX made a landmark ruling in the notorious 1980 'A Cry In The Dark'...
Inspector Corner, Detective Pong, Sergeant Hump and Constable Hall had all journeyed from Scotland Yard in the special Ford Anglia overhead camshaft pursuit vehicle, in response to a call from Sussex Constabulary about an exploding butler. The Ford Anglia had a synchromesh gearbox and vacuum-powered windscreen wipers and it was a remarkable vehicle. It inspired many remarks, especially when peo...
'That was the local force from Rottingdean', said Inspector Dirk 'Cast Iron' Alibi; 'the butler has exploded at Hump Hall and they're calling the Yard in to investigate.' Inspector Corner, of the Yard, placed the receiver down and turned to Detective Pong, "We got to go and investigate an exploding Butler at Hump Hall in Sussex Pong. "Where's Sussex Pong Sir?" asked the Detective. "No Pon...
London Metropolitan police have called in an expert to help solve the mystifying mystery of the mysterious death of mystery man Gareth Williams. "What we know," said Detective in Charge, DI Sue Tecase, "is that he was in a bag, dead, and worked fo...
SANFORD, FL - Voice analysis experts examining audio evidence in the Trayvon Martin case have determined that the voice heard yelling for "help" in the 911 calls likely belonged to Trayvon Martin, and not George Zimmerman. In response, Sanford Polic...
Ex-Brookside actor Brian Regan has been jailed for his part in making the plot-lines which have become the hallmark of the BBC's flagship soap Eastenders appear remotely realistic. Regan, who was originally charged with murder following the death...
Okay, here's the thing, I always want to be a serial killer but never had the stomach for it. Don't ask me why. The only answer I can come up with is because of the way they are glamorized in the news and on television these days. That and, you know how we all fantasize about killing people that just plain piss us off? Well, I could never come up with ways that would be suitable to me. I mean, I r...
Esteemed space pervert Prof Steven Hawkins has been under investigation by animal rights groups. The shock revelation comes as no surprise as the prof has been on a downward spiral of self destruction that would put Charlie sheen to shame. Hawkins...
A German man has sold the rights to his murder to a television production company. The murder will take place later this year in Switzerland under the country's new euthanasia laws. Herman Funster, 47, of Munich, appears physically fit but is act...
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Queensland, Australia - Detectives from Worra-Palarver township in northern Queensland were today racking their brains as they desperately attempted to unravel the sequence of events which resulted in the horrible deaths of seventeen people - fifteen...
A small village in The Cotswolds was in shock today as details emerged of a grisly murder in the quiet rural backwater, apparently as a result of a local woman suffering from the much publicised premenstrual syndrome, completely losing patience with...
In 1958, as a young lad of about 12 years of age, I took a walk from the Parliament Street bus depot, to Cathcart Street, just off of St Anns Well Road, to visit an Aunt. I was met with about 1000 bodies fighting in the streets and alleyways. Here, I was first introduced to the effectiveness of the West Indians machete's, and the razor's of the Teddy Boys, as they fought with ferocity. Today...
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