Satirical Writers are bracing themselves for a "Welsh Day", much to the celebration of many writers across the globe. Yes, it's Welsh Day. Prompted by the arrival of Welsh writer Masterchev, satirical writers decided to ignore St. David's Day and...
In Wales, you'll need about 15 words to get by. Many are slang. Here's just a few you can use to successfully blend in. Why not buy a Welsh flag and a T-shirt with Cymru imprinted on it? 1) Poppity ping: use this one at McDonalds if your sandwich ever gets cold. Slang for microwave "Can I put the sandwich in the poppity ping?" 2) Boyo: Use this one if you want to express feelings of imme...
Internationally disowned satirical website www.TheSpoof.com has made the groundbreaking decision to designate the 31st of October - Halloween - as 'Welsh Day.' Site administrator Charles Laughton (who played Quasimodo in 'The Hunchback Of Notre Da...
The Welsh Assembly met in emergency session due to the activities of WillyLeeks a website giving all the information about Wales not in the Travel Guide. A Protest was made to United Nations at the sabotage of Welsh Leeks. Among the astonishing re...
He's flown to America, Asia, Australia and probably the North Poles. He's recently developed a rocket which will take him to the moon. Now Richard Branson is going where no Virgin Plane has ever gone before. A million people (Approximately o...
A land where everybody's surname seems to end in Jones, Evans or Davies: and isn't incest. A land of mountains so tall, you'd be stupid to use the train which conveniently runs alongside them. Where the sea meets the land and laughs at the football team along with the rest of the world. Welcome to Wales. English since 1282, Wales is a unique little place with it's own culture. People w...
Traditional Wale Watchers were not surprised today to see the kickoff of the International Ryder Cup Golf matches take place in the rain! The course was dotted with thousands of colorful BLACK brollies borne by UK fans who flocked to Newport, Wal...
Welsh people are getting cleverer by the minute, according to a new survey. An original measurement of the Glyder Fawr mountain in Snowdonia has revealed it is over 1000 metres high, rather than the 999 metres many thought it was. The news come...
Due to immense public pressure, the Government have been forced to scrap plans to sell off the Port of Dover. The planned sale to Nord-pas-de-Calais regional council, which also owns Calais, was hoped to net over £350million for the Treasury. T...
Jeremy Clarkson has found himself in trouble with The Welsh again after making a speech to recently graduated students of Chester University. It is alleged that during his talk on, "tolerance within media," Clarkson suddenly remarked, "Your pract...
SAINT BRIDES MAJOR, Wales - After an engagement that lasted all of six weeks, Charlotte Church and her fiance Gavin Henson have decided to end their five year relationship. It appears that it is a matter of pressurized living. Both Charlotte and G...
Sian LLoyd the TV weather girl came out in support of the Welsh National Party, Plaid Cymru yesterday in a bid to help them win a seat in Ceredigion that they have a good chance of winning. Sian will need to be careful as evidence shows that Demo...
Most Welsh people only speak the language so that the English cannot understand what they are saying, a survey has confirmed. More than 20,000 Welsh people were questioned after complaints were made about a phrase book. Several entries in the b...
A spokesperson for Welsh TV has admitted that many of its programs are being broadcast while nobody is tuned in. "We just don't understand it," says Rhys Jones. The program quality is exceptional and varied but we are all now facing cutbacks." Spo...
A man who shot and killed a complete stranger in Chester with a bow and arrow has had his foot imprisoned by a judge at The Old Bailey. The accused, John Doyley, claimed he had only intended to wound the victim, 47 year old David Anwyl, and that h...
Britain or The UK, or sometimes just called England, has been declared as the most undemocratic place on planet earth and that's what is being said by an Englishman. Robert Smith from Manchester who leads the campaign to get true Democracy said to...
For years Wales dominated the heady world of measurement scales for very large objects and things, but in recent times a new pretender to the throne has grown in stature - Belgium. Whenever newsreaders or scientists wanted to draw comparisons betw...
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