Some people could see this one coming as they went to the Justin Bieber concerts, they just didn't think the Jackson family would go for it. However, Motown Records' Smokey Robinson has apparently talked Joe and the rest of the family into allowi...
GLENDALE, California - Members of the Vermillion Vampire Sect of West Hollywood gathered Monday at the entrance to Michael Jackson's tomb to pay homage to their favorite musician. Although a former member of the group claims that Jackson was a card-c...
Hesbad, Ca - Three shots, at the Dealey Plaza Shopping Mall, taken from an iPHONE by Abraham Zapruder allege to show Michael Jackson with his ex father-in-law Elvis Presley. The first shot, appears to be the profile of Michael Jackson, judging by...
The psychic who has recently been channelling the musical opinions of Michael Jackson from the other side has been offered £20 million to write a tell-all book. She says that Michael has had quite a lot to say recently and has opinions on lots o...
Now it's not just the Jackson family who say that the just released Michael Jackson song "Breaking News" is not Michael. "It's a dirty sham", stated recording great Smokey Robinson. "That's not Michael. I've had my own recording company for many...
Top insiders from the X-factor are tonight blaming Michael Jackson fans for the demise of Aiden Grimshaw. They are rumoured to be contemplating having an inquiry to see if an angry message received from Michael Jackson last week could have launched...
Michael Jackson, the moon-walking, deceased King of Pop, will hit the road for a world tour next year, according to representatives from his estate at a recent press conference. "As you know" they explained, "Michael has shattered the record for...
Long Beach, California - Reports are still sketchy at this point but it appears that an intersection in the city of Long Beach, California, was last night terrorised by a gang of zombies, allegedly led by deceased performer Michael Jackson. The in...
Aiden Grimshaw is in fear for his life today after it emerged last night that a famous London Psychic has received an angry message from Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson sent the message after watching Aiden murder one of his songs on last weeks...
Keeping hope alive for millions of Sparky Anderson, Michael Jackson and Elvis fans, drive through customers at a Detroit Burger King report seeing the white haired baseball legend sharing a bag of fries with both entertainment "kings" this Thursday.
Michael Jackson is warming up, quite literally, for a massive comeback spooktacular and to perform his huge hit, Thriller, as it should be seen, with no make up required. Stars, celebs and quite a few famous people are all clamouring for tickets t...
As part of a fund raising effort the estate of Michael Jackson announced this week a plan to purchase the remains of celebrated animal psychic, Paul the Octopus. Rumors suggest the plan also involves quickly selling the carcass for profit, either at...
The world was left stunned today after Michael Jackson (Mi Jong-son) was unveiled as the new leader of North Korea. Speculation was rife that Kim Jong-il's son would take over the role, however few realised that Kim Jong-il was Michael Jackson's...
Looking to Beat It with a real J.O. Bro In A Profound Spiritual Act Of Consensual Hetero Awesomeness. Date: 2010-08-30, 5:13PM EDT I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way soon...
Elvis has left the building but the most famous part of Michael Jackson is back on center court. This week Stephen Hawking said that the only way for human beings to escape extinction from nuclear wars, global warming, overpopulation and reality tele...
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, California - Heidi Montag was in The San Fernando Valley to purchase some peaches so she could make her favorite desert Caramelized Peach Cobbler Parfait. When asked how she was doing she replied that she was doing very bad si...
After holding onto the Michael Jackson autopsy photographs for nearly a year until it was decided whose property they were, a search for the photographs has turned up empty. "We're going to get to the bottom of this", stated the Los Angeles Distri...
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