London - (Morons): Mrs Thatcher reared her ugly mug once again in Downing Street this afternoon. An invitation from daughter Cherie's daftass stepson David Cameron saw here feted way beyond her actual payscale. The widow of KGB bankrupt Robert...
Former Conservative leader Margaret Thatcher is expected to make a public show of support for 'Do Nothing' David Cameron's only concrete election strategy to date - cut benefits to those in need. Thatcher, whose impartial brand of politics culmina...
The Iron Lady is reported to be comfortable, in her incontinence pants, but confused at home. She can hardly string two words together and has become agitated by the "Heel of the Becks" story unfolding. In her lucid moments she asks repeatedly, "...
Baroness Thatcher was arrested yesterday evening in a pub in Peckham. Police were called to the Man in a Boat pub where Lady Thatch was causing mayhem. The Landlord Bob Grisly told us "She was fine to start with telling us how she 'sunk the Belgr...
London - (God's Wanker Mess): The godmother of UK organised crime is suspected of being behind the grisly scenes in Fulham's Alderville Road this week. A mystery corpse was discovered under gangland boss Reggie Kray old mucker Roy Heath's patio...
Baroness Thatcher has announced to her stunned followers that she has converted to Socialism following a whirlwind romance with Fidel Castro. One shocked Thatcherite said "She came back from Havana a changed woman. I don't know if it was the beard or...
A cat called "Thatcher" died, it was his ninth life by the way, and has caused an uproar in the world of politics. The owner, Canadian transport minister, sent a text message to the Canadian Prime Minister confirming "Thatchers" death. Thinking it...
London - (Rotters): Residents at an exclusive Chester Square apartment block claim former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher is close to blowing herself up "if everything proceeds according to plan". The news comes after the block's vermin extermi...
Seconds Out! Two former heavyweight fighters were reunited yesterday for one last time. Margaret Thatcher, known as the Greatest or the Iron Lady, met her old rival Neil Kinnock, the Windbag. It was an emotional meeting. The pair were famous for thei...
As the UK reels under the devastating onslaught of a lack of 'isms' causing widespread suffering among a populace tragically deprived of 'isms' international observers have stepped in with an amazing 'ism' stimulus package. Naziism was proposed by...
Margaret Thatcher has finally admitted she hates the French, the Germans and anybody north of London. She hates the Welsh, the Irish, the Scots who she gave the poll tax to first and she further said she does not like geordies and believes they shoul...
Police have finally revealed that a body found in a Westminster flat in 1990 had been there for 11 years. The woman, identified only as Margaret, first moved in to the flat in 1979. Many people saw her waving to friends and family when she moved i...
Washington AC/DC - (Arm & Kinga Legg Mess): British media reports have blamed LSD - 'Hillary Clinton Trips And Breaks Elbow!' - as a hex that felled former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher last week struck again. The US Secretary of State br...
Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister was rushed dramatically to hospital last night for x-rays following a fall at her home. It was revealed that she had sustained a broken arm in the accident. Lady Thatcher, 83 is reportedly a bit doddery...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Baroness Thatcher has been discharged from the Royal Freak Hospital's A&E department following an arm fracture sustained during frantic whitewashing activities in the Kinga Legg murder cover-up in Paris. Mrs T was d...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has come out fighting after Labour's disastrous performance in the Euro elections which saw it fall to third place behind UKIP. Mr Brown said: "I take full responsibility for these results. It's all Mrs Thatcher's fault...
Actress, campaigner and British icon, Joanna Lumley is taking over the mantle of 'The Iron Lady' from former British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher. After publicly humiliating Immigration Minister, Phil Woolies over his refusal to let Burkhas s...
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