Following the growing trend of televised celebrity regression, we can reveal some alarming revelations about rapper and prat 50 Cent, who has revealed that he was in fact Mozart in his former existence. "It would explain a lot" quipped the potty...
All round entertainer Jeremy Clarkson has made the highest entry on a debut single in the US charts. His single, Your Life Would Suck Without Me, entered the number one slot after it was downloaded by over a billion Americans. Clarkson, a long-...
Here are President Obama's 10 favorite songs: * 'You Haven't Got A Friend', James Taylor * 'Die Like A Palestinian', The Bangles * 'Air Strike On An American G Note', Johann Sebastian Bach * 'Smoke and Sewage in the Water', Deep Purple * 'Don't Give Peace a Chance', John Lennon and the Plastic Surgeon Band * 'War, It's Good For Wall Street', Edwin Starr * 'Freedom, Unless You're a Pales...
An item dating from 1937 containing the original lyrics to George Formby's classic "Smack my bitch up" is to be the star lot at a Northeby's auction later this month. The yellowing paper, torn from a diary, shows Formby's distinctive handwriting...
MANHATTAN, New York - Ryan Seacrest has just confirmed reports that Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono have in fact formed a band. The three will be joined by John Lennon's son from Cynthia Lennon, Julian, and his son...
Amidst the number of rock and roll guitarists in the world, between Bruce Springsteen and Chuck Berry, beyond Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin, there are 2 famous rock musicians, relying mostly on their pianos- Billy Joel and Sir Elton John. Billy...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama has just appointed rock legend Bruce Springsteen to head the newly established U.S. Department of Music. Springsteen who has had a dozen songs make it into the Top Ten was notified while he was perfo...
Tokyo, Japan - The GOP just received delivery of their specially made to order Politically Correct Karaoke Joke machines from a manufacture in Japan, Tokyo Prefecture. They were intended to help them safeguard their members from making the terrible m...
Band Aid reformed today, and quickly brought out a new single. 'Do Bankers Know It's Christmas' is widely expected to top the charts, especially as the latest X-Factor garbage is its only competition, and millions were rushing out today to buy the CD. And so here are the lyrics of the Band Aid tune: 'It's Christmas time, there's no need for banks to be afraid At Christmas time, we steal your...
The first of what is expected to be a wave of suicides occured today, owing to repeated hearings of various versions of the Leonard Cohen song, "Hallelujah". Mr Jim Smith-Smythe, of Dorking, took an overdose of sleeping tablets, after listening to...
Desperate to find a recording medium and a musical genre where she might be successful, without being booed by her audience that is, Jessica Simpson is set to release a new Christmas CD done in Reggae style. Teaming up with former Ziggy Marley band...
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Online disinformation agency Sickiepaedia has been banned in the UK after complaints about a picture of a prepubescent 'Satanic Slag' promoting German band The Scorpions's 1976 Virgin Killer album. The cover features a s...
LONDON, England - Paul McCartney and Amy Winehouse have decided that they will put out a CD with songs that are a combination of songs by the Beatles and Winehouse. Paul told a reporter for the BBC that he first came across the idea when he was r...
Henry 8th, famed husband of Six is said to be rolling in it, due to royalty payments for his best known song - Greensleeves. The famous tune, often murdered by recorder playing children, and used by the banks which are not closing down as hold mus...
Take That and Britney Spears, two of the music world's biggest-selling acts, are tonight embroiled in a row over a new album which both parties say is theirs. The Circus is the album in question, but both Spears and That claim ownership (some woul...
LOS ANGELES, California - The year 2009, will mark the 40th anniversary of the Woodstock Music Festival performance of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young. David, Stephen, Graham, and Neil have been signed by Left Coast Tours Unlimited to a reunion...
Rosebud, South Dakota - After 14 years in the making and $13 million in production costs, Guns N' Roses has finally released its Chinese Democracy album. Chinese Democracy has received tepid reviews in the West and outright banning in China. Now it...
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