Madison, Wisconsin- The all too familiar beats of Vanilla Ice's early 90's hit, "Ice Ice Baby" was heard echoing through the Meadow Brook apartment complex last Tuesday night. Although the song was heard all up and down the entire 4th floor o...
Following the publicity and singles sales success of the track If U Seek Amy, Britney Spears has decided to release a new single which does not feature on her latest album. The new song is aimed at Britney's seven to fifteen year old predominantly f...
Joaquin Phoenix appears to be getting into the act of being a petulant hip-hop star. Never mind he can't sing, not many do. Last night he finally came out on stage and then jumped off the stage during a very short, four-hour delayed performance a...
American Drug Rock group the Red Hot Chili Peppers have been downgraded to Slightly Warming Chilli Peppers after it was revealed that lead singer Anthony Kiedis is brought out in a rash by any kind of capsicum. "It's quite bizarre, man," said guit...
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Barack Obama has promised that he will continue with his weekly Wednesday White House concerts. Brobama told a reporter for Rolling Stone Magazine that by booking these concerts is a way for him to achieve his goal of h...
The Third of March 2007 has gone down in history as the day that Lily Allen discovered swearing and decided to make it her career. Now, two years later, she has carved out a name for herself in the popular swearing industry by ensuring that most o...
A man ate himself to death whilst listening to Coldplay. It's thought that the boredom became too much for him to bare. This is the first case of self-canabalism since the last Radiohead album. Gordon Bennett had just settled down in his armchair...
An ailing regional orchestra has adopted a bold strategy for attracting audiences. The Norwich Sinfonietta has revealed that it intends to start taking requests during concerts. "This is totally unprecedented in the classical world," said the cond...
The lead singer of popular Canadian band the Barenaked Ladies, who was charged with drug offenses in the United States last year, is leaving to pursue a new career as lead singer of the "Totalfrontal Nudity", a spokesman for the new group said on Wed...
In what celebrity pundits are calling an amazing revelation, Bono, the lead singer of U2 has stated on the live broadcast of the Brits last night that he wants to join Girls Aloud. Sporting a fetching shade of eye make up, lipstick and nail varnis...
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, despite loud boos from the crowd, joined forces for a surprise reunion in New York on Friday, performing three songs during the encore of Simon's show at the newly renovated Beacon Theater. "I thought I was coming he...
Professor Charles Simpson of the Nothing Better To Do University of Ipswich has analysed the 2003 Busted Track "Year 3000" and discovered that far from being a mere catchy pop tune, the song is a harbinger of things to come, and a remarkably propheti...
Iconic glam rock band Kiss have released a single called My Mistress which has gone straight into the US singles charts at number four. The group, which has re-formed many times and in many different line-ups since their debut in 1973, is famous for...
Talent-free zone Girls Aloud have announced they have signed a new deal with their record label Fascination, despite recent reports that the group may be on the verge of breaking up. The band have reportedly signed a six-figure deal with the compa...
Rhythmn and blues star, Chris Brown was scheduled to perform at the awards ceremony and was nominated for a Grammy this year. When the envelope was opened and his mnmae was read as one of the night's big winners, the overvoice announced: "Accept...
LONDON, England - Robert Plant, lead singer for Led Zeppelin has stated that plans for a Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour have been axed. Plant told a radio disc jockey that was interviewing the three surving members of Led Zeppelin that it would be a gr...
The world of rap music was today celebrating its newest sensation with the unexpected success of Jeremy Clarkson's debut album. Songs featured on The Best Rap Album....In the World include Top Gear, where the petrolhead sings about an encounter w...
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