Donald Rumsfeld's lunch was stolen right from under his nose at the White House today. A visibly shaken Rumsfeld talked to reporters, and wondered how this could happen? "My wife Joyce made a tuna casserole in a GladWare container with some lovely...
President George W. Bush, under the mistaken impression that he is a bird, tried to flap his arms and fly to Camp David, Maryland.
United States President George W Bush summoned his Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and tortured him for nearly an hour May 9.
WASHINGTON - Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.
In a surprise move Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse has been subpoenaed by the Grand Jury investigating the case involving the public naming of ex CIA agent Valerie Plame, to Conservative columnist Robert Novak who dutifully repor...
Fallujah, Iraq - In an attempt to restore order to an embattled and war-torn Iraq, President Bush announced today that the United States will be sending Godzilla to restore order and, according to one White House official, "to stomp the crap out of e...
Ambassador Joseph Wilson, whose allegations that his wife, ex CIA Operative Valerie Plame's outing by the White House is the topic of his newly published book, ‘The Politics of Truth'. In it, Ambassador Wilson names as a possible suspect in the leak...
In a performance , that would have made Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy look like rank amateurs, Dick, with the dummy sitting comfortably on his lap, answered every question put to him by the 9-11 Commission during a hearin...
Internet giants Google and Amazon today were charged under the homelands security act with supporting terrorism today after a White House aide typed 'Anthrax' into Google search and was shocked to find the following statement. "Anthrax available i...
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer, KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advi...
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House announced that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his “damage-control” adviser, Oma-Ho-Sa. Even though a picture of The Bill with Oma-Ho-Sa is widely available, The Bill quickly announced "I never had work relations with that woman and I nev...
Unconfirmed Sources report medroxyprogesterone - the drug used for chemical castration has been found in the White House Press Room water supply. The water provided by the White House for reporters has been found to contain high levels of the drug.
WASHINGTON - Condoleezza Rice emphatically assigned blame for White House failures on lack of intelligence.
In a televised press conference from the White House today, U.S. President George W. Bush announced that his unrelenting hunt for weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) has turned up a massive arsenal of nuke-u-lar weapons right here in the United States...
Washington, DC: The number of casualties in Iraq grows every day, as the resistance to the American occupation continues.
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