Restricted Utilities, the company that supplies water to the Northwest of England has announced that the hosepipe ban put in place because of a 'quite warm' June has now been lifted due to a 'slightly wet' July. Indeed, with the Met Office spendin...
The north-west of England is entering it's second week under the Hosepipe Ban imposed by the local water utility company, Untied Totalities. However, the people of Manchester, at least, are not in the slightest bit bothered by the restriction of b...
A company which supplies water to many homes in the Northwest of England were set to announce a hosepipe ban for the Northwest this morning. However, the announcement has been delayed as it was raining. "We thought that it might make us look a lit...
Millions of health conscious Britons awoke this morning to hear that the health benefits of drinking water may have been over exaggerated A ten year study has concluded that the Great British Cuppa may actually be better for you than water. The re...
Three people have been arrested after a so called 'innocent' water fight took place recently in Hyde Park, London, England. More than 1500 people were said to have taken part in the event in Hyde Park . A spokesperson for 'Clean Water for Ever...
The Cuban government has urged it citizens to save water. In hard economic times the government has realised that water is now worth more than oil. Therefore, the latest commodity for investment is water. Government investments representative, Mr...
Oxford Street had to be closed today after a water fight organised through a social networking sit spilled over onto the streets. 1,500 people attended, and the fight which started at 1pm raged on until 9pm. Police were forced to move in and stop...
After reading a story about a man who claims to have survived for 70 years eating nothing Robert Pattinson, is searching for answers as to whether there is any truth about vampires or people eating blood and could they survive on blood alone. Robe...
In the Spanish seaside resort of Salou, 70 miles from Barcelona, a British student holiday company has launched the first of their annual Saloufest, events and last week 4000 students from Universities all over the UK, descended to drink as much Sang...
The 3.172nd Lythom St Annies scout troop, flush from success at disproving Newton and proving Einstein are hot on the trail of some of the world's most tenacious myths. This week, they have been running an experiment to see whether or not a watche...
Solihull, Tuesday - Anti-car weirdos were given reason to cheer Tuesday morning after it was revealed petrol prices are due to soar to £1.99 a litre by the end of this month (March 2010). The alarming decline in the value of the pound (now officia...
In a strange, miraculous occurance that scientists are unable to explain, all of the Moslems in the world were turned into water at exactly 6:00 a.m., GMT. Persons who witnessed this said that "all at once, there was a six foot tall pillar of water...
Professor Karl Carlton the scientist others call the Nutty Professor gave a lecture in London today on H2O otherwise known as water. In the lecture Professor Carlton explained that water is the source of all life without water it would be difficu...
The British Organisation for Beavers And Joint Organisation for Boys' Scouting (BOBAJOBS) are nearing the end of their review of Health and Safety for children in their care. Being organised, they have dealt with them in alphabetical order, cover...
A man's head was found inside an office watercooler today. The unidentified male was later identified. Police have yet to release the identification of the male who has now been identified. Sources say they know who it is though. How the head came...
NASA's announcement that there's water on the moon has created a flurry of activity in the business world: --Producers of Evian bottled spring water have announced that they will be moving all its operations to the moon. Interviewed in Switzerl...
WASHINGTON, DC -- Judging by comments made to the press today by Dr. Strangedeath, FDA spokesperson, the FDA is fuming at sugar/water drinks, saying it will pull them off the market unless manufacturers can prove the beverages are safe to drink. O...
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