Elizabeth Taylor (RIP) has just died and one of her last wishes was not to join ex-hubby, Richard Burton, in heaven (he's too busy reciting "undermilkwood" over and over again), she only wants to be reunited with Michael Jackson; because she felt the...
Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda. Taylor died early this morning at the Seedy-Sinai...
Fulham boss and ex-Harrods boss, Mohamed Al Fayed, has promised his Fulham fans a brand new attraction at the ageing stadium, Craven Cottage. It's a life-size of the very dead ex-super-pop-star and dear friend of Mohamed, Michael Jackson. Also, Wa...
HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks. The children of Michael Jackson are all very talented and will soon be ap...
It isn't all that often that the worlds of football and show business collide (with the possible exception of Dwight Yorke and Jordan, or David and Victoria Beckham) but it would seem that the two opposing ends of the entertainment spectrum are all s...
For those who believe that Michael Jackson is still alive, there may be some validation in that belief courtesy of a Google Earth street view image that purports to be none other than the King of Pop walking across Ventura Boulevard in Los Angeles.
Manama - (Groomers): A furious mob has gathered outside the lavish Manama mansion that Bahraini princelet and aspiring song writer Abdullah Hamad Al Khalifa once 'gave' to singer Michael Jackson. They pelted it with stones and bricks amid a police...
Devon - (Groomers): Accused predator Jake Ormerod's arrest has shocked locals who've long forgotten Michael Jackson's 2003 Exeter City Football Club rant. The 19 year-old suspect is allegedly part of a Devon-wide paedo ring that's just been busted...
(Published 2090) - LAYER G, LOS ANGELES - The building of a new Layer Transit port was delayed today in Los Angeles after the founding of the music god 'Jacko'. Jacko, who was recorded in legend as one of the great gods worshipped by the people of...
The doctor accused of giving a fatal dose of anaesthetic to Michael Jackson has come to the rescue of a woman who fell unconscious on a plane. Dr Conrad Murray responded when cabin crew asked if a doctor was on board a US Airways flight, US media...
A lot of Justin Bieber fans are now claiming that Justin is more popular than Elvis Presley and they might be right if a poll were taken today, but we doubt it. For one thing, there are still too many lady boomers around. However, if the claim...
'Daily Mirror £100,000 Littlewoods.com Christmas Giveaway - Five Wii black consoles and Michael Jackson: The Experience games to be won' This headline in the Daily Mirror could be construed as a tad racist. Five Wii black consoles mentioned in the same sentence as Michael Jackson seems a little bit Politically incorrect. Or maybe I am merely over-reacting? I mean though, why black? Michae...
Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...
Hollywood - Michael Jackson's new album is going to have a cover of Pink Floyd's song "Money" on it. The news isn't much of a shock for people that were close to Michael, and new that he was obsessed with Pink Floyd. "I can remember how my br...
A spokesman for the Jackson family has confirmed that 'The King of Pop' Michael Jackon, will rise from the dead in Easter 2011. A statement from the family read, "We are pleased to confirm that Michael Jackson will be resurrecting himself this for...
According to a former police officer we will call Officer John Doe, two members of the family of Michael Jackson were much relieved to have the container that held Michael's brain returned to them for burial with the rest of Jackson's body. "Only...
The Skills of Michael Jackson have tonight been compared to those of the great musical genius, Wagner. The shock comparison was made by a man who knows Genius when he sees it. Yes, that's right Louis Walsh. Louis Walsh says that Michael and Wa...
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