Space - "Who knows just how spooked that Martian iguana was?" was one International Space Station astronaut's comment today at NASA headlines back home about the discovery of a 'petrified reptile' in the red planet's Cydonia region. Images of the...
HOUSTON - NASA scientists have expressed concern as they have received word from Mars that the land rover's low oil light has just come on. A spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb, said that it has its top mechanic working on the problem and hop...
HOUSTON - NASA has just reported what is being hailed as an amazing discovery that was made by the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to high ranking NASA officials the land rover has discovered over 30 arrowheads that laid buried one foot benea...
Following the President's address to the Business Roundtable in which he blamed a mere handful of fanatical right wing Republicans for obstructing his sensible and practical proposals on a whole range of issues and thus preventing the solution of all...
HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that its Mars land rover, Curiosity has just made an amazing discovery. It has sent back video that shows a field of gold that is completely covered with gold nuggets. NASA scientists say that the gold field is the s...
Washington DC - According to anonymous sources close to Bernanke, he is selling all the securities, all the stocks, bonds, realestate, and gold that he purchased with the Federal Reserve System. Why? According to sources, Bernanke is leaving the...
As soon as the news surfaced that a rat (of the rodent, not human, variety) had been photographed on Mars, Science and Technology reporter Gail Farrelly at The Spoof.com knew she had to be the first to interview him. "Thank goodness for Skype," Farr...
An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G...
Its official! NASA has finally come clean and admitted that the space race to put a man on Mars is being lost due to budget cuts and that the 'commies' are way ahead with their space programme. During a NASA press conference yesterday, a NASA sp...
It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
Well, actually, make that plural: SECRETS. There's definitely more than one. NASA is being tightlipped, only saying that the rover Curiosity has discovered something exciting that warrants further investigation. Supposedly more info is forth...
In a shocking announcement, the UK Government has revealed its plans to 'kill 2 birds with one stone' as plans to combine solving the controversial issue of Abu Qatada, with the development of a UK Space Programme. USA (The UK Space Agency) had be...
The Liberal Democrats have finally come up with a tactic that might see them claw some of their respectability back. Most likely it will just reinforce people's opinions of them (being spineless, EU kissing, wankers) but it might not. Following the success of Nick Clegg's apology over tuition fees they have decided to get him to apologise for other things as well. We at Back and to the Lef...
When Mars rover Curiosity sent back images of soil with sparkling flecks in it, at first NASA scientists were stumped. But they kept on digging. Finally, they were able to explain those sparkles. The scientists came to the inescapable conclusion t...
In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...
Is there life on Mars? It's a question that millions of people have asked. Well, the answer? Yes and no. Early this morning NASA's Curiosity Rover send back pictures of what appeared to be a Martian type of cat. Unfortunately several minutes l...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Jihadists burn down American Embassy in Cairo, blame insulting crude movie: Big Deal! Al-Qaeda surrogates kill ambassador and three others in Libya, says movie insults Prophet Mohammad: Big Deal! Martian extremists attack spac...
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