It was confirmed today that Mark Thatcher the only son of Lady Thatcher, the scourge of UK primary industry set off last weekend to Libya.It has been revealed that Sir Mark and his convoy of six 4 x 4s and 2 buses left early Saturday morning headin...
Hospitals and ambulance services throughout the country were on red alert today following the publication of pictures of Oscar-winning actress Meryl Streep on the front pages of national newspapers. Ms Streep was photographed in her latest role as...
Shooting has begun on "The Iron Lady" which tells the story of one of the most controversial leaders of all time, Margaret Thatcher starring Meryl Streep in the title role. The film follows the Conservative MP's career as she barged all comers asi...
Missus Thatcher has granted a wery warm welcome to her fwends from Mother Russia at a feast in the shed The Queen lives in with nice husband. Shaking her firm handbag and nodding friendly to all, President Thatcher told interpreter man that all th...
London - (Coalition Mess): The legation will open its doors this Friday after months of disgust at the latest deception. The move was triggered by supporters of Magna Carta and Habeus Corpus stalwart David Davis MP. His denouncement of UK leade...
London - (Sordid Stuff): "It's enough to frighten the whorses, alright," is how a British Film Council spokesman described it today. The film starring some old ego-inflated ratbag depicts Mrs Thatcher as the brain-dead moron wife of a KGB gangste...
Margaret Thatcher, one of the longest serving prime ministers in British history is set for a shock return to politics. Doctors in America had been tasked with creating a cybernetic exo-skeleton for Ronald Reagan, but the dotty President died befo...
Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has been thrust back into the news headlines this week, as Europe's financial woes continue. To some of the Thatcher-loving broadsheets, her 1993 autobiography reads like a prophecy of the current financial turm...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Spew, vomit, chunder. The sound of constant flushing of the royal ensuite lav has sent Palace lackeys mental as HM battles out raging dyspepsia brought on by the day's grim news. "At this rate she'll have a bloomin hea...
Ex Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher lost a testicle during an operation because the surgeon cut it off by mistake, a General Medical Council (GMC) hearing has been told. Dr Omar Ghulees was only supposed to cut out a cyst, but removed the whole right...
The secret of what has been lurking in Margaret Thatcher's basement all these years has finally been revealed...and its a shocker. Neighbours have long known that something sinister was down there, but were amazed when they found out what it act...
London - (True Blue Bollox Mess): The fetid old slag had to be given intravenous worming pills this afternoon after doctors diagnosed compost crawlers wriggling out of Mrs T's orifices. "These are typical graveyard brandlings," Royal Freak Hospita...
As the civilised world revelled in the news that the 33 Chilean miners have been delivered safely from their 700m subterrainean hell after 70 days, reports are coming in that one person is not at all pleased. Insiders claimed that ex-British Premi...
A chance to literally own your very own piece of broadcasting history emerged after the BBC today indicated it would auction 150 copies of Carnage on the Scale of What Happened in Europe During the Two World Wars - the corporation's official book of...
In what must surely be a humiliating blow, slapheaded communist, Arthur Scargill, has been sacked by his own union - the National Union of Mineworkers. Thanks to his failed leadership during the 80's miners strikes, fatcat hands-in-the-till Scargi...
Former British PM Margaret Thatcher will be joining the rest of the football-loving world tonight, when she sits down in front of her telly to watch the World Cup quarter final match, and the former Tory leader has already 'pinned her colours to the...
The State Funeral of ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, whenever it happens, is to include among its list of invited guests, Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams, with whom the former leader had 'close ties' during the 1980s. Mrs Thatcher, 104, was t...
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