In a total sham, which left the Queen in tears and Prince William berating the injustice, the 'FIFA Fools' went for Russia to stage the 2018 World Cup. 'It is clearly a fix' declared William 'the Russians got it because they backed Qatar to get th...
BROOKLYN - Underground syndicate boss Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini has made it very clear to the TSA that he is not going to be putting up with having his private parts caressed, groped, or even touched. Goombalini speaking on Good Morning...
NEW YORK (AP) - NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, denied that there was anything "mafia-like" in her firing of news man, Juan Williams. "We run a legitimate business here at NPR." When asked why she was not prepared to meet Juan Williams in person w...
BROOKLYN - A man identified as Lazlo "Da Pow-Pow" Drackafini, told Charles Barkley that he seriously needs to start thinking about repaying the $3 million he borrowed from 'businessman' Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini, patriarch of the notorious...
TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey told The Today Show's Matt Lauer that he wants the cast and crew of the reality shore Jersey Shore out of his state and back in New York where the guidos and guidettes belong. Governor Ch...
The United States Supreme Court has struck down the controversial Chicago handgun ban, a decision which may have national impact on parties as diverse as divorcing couples, angry teenagers, mothers of beauty contestants, litigators, and businessmen w...
Ever since the story broke last week that some friends of a passed-out, drunken chef in China had placed a live eel up his ass and it ate his bowels, shop owners and other contributors to the Mafia cause, have had a 25% none-service charge. One an...
Mafia hitman Ravielli Terracotti, 35, who calls himself after a US Mobster he admires, was arrested yesterday after Italian police ran him to ground via his Facebook account, writes Crime Editor Polly Lyre. Terracotti - alleged to be involved in t...
After all the attempts of Greek prime minister to get a loan from Germany and other countries which failed miserably, the Greek government decided to announce a series of public-sector workers' pay cuts that would help the situation a little. Mos...
The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...
The Mafia's money is being seized by the Illuminati as the New World Order continue their campaign to take money off every organisation that is not Illuminati controlled. Police in Sicily have seized Mafia assets totalling 1.6 Billion Euros and in...
In a move that took the financial industry by surprise The Wall Street Journal ls reporting that the Mafia families in the states of New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Connecticut are suing the major Wall-Street banking firms for patent infringe...
Police arrested a pair of Italian brothers at an incident in a Hayling Island Pizza shop in the early hours of this morning. The brothers, Guiseppe and Guillermo Goombah, who gave home addresses in the city of Palermo, on the island of Sicily were...
Turkish UK Pizza entrepreneur and innovator Ali Bullo (Full English Breakfast Pizza, Sausage Mash And Beans Pizza) today claimed that the Fusilli mafia crime family from Sicily were demanding protection money and taxes from his UK fast food operation...
Don Fredo Fusilli, capo of the famous Fusilli Mozzarella and Meatball Corporation of Sicily flatly denied today that his organization had anything to do with quantities of cow's milk being found in products purporting to be 100% pure buffalo mozzarel...
In management textbooks, Frederick W. Taylor is refereed to as the founder of modern scientific management, despite the fact that many ancient countries like Egypt, China, Greeks, Rome, etc. were familiar with the concepts of management. For instance, Taylor refers to 'Unity of command', while, in many languages, we find sayings to the same effect, such as 'two captains sink the ship'; 'too many c...
The reason given for a furious assault on French troops in Afghanistan by Taleban warlords, which resulted in the unfortunate deaths of ten French peacekeepers was that the Taleban thought they were Italians who had reneged on a protection deal. I...
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