Women in general get way too excited about new trends. The euphoria seems to somehow make her forget the difference between ugly and stylish just because Vogue tells her "it's the latest thing". Now I'm not under the illusion that people have enough will power to go against the grain but it still bothers me when I have to bear witness to a 351lb man in green spandex. Luckily Vogue kept that lovely...
It may seem hard to believe, but there was a time when socks were scrunched, skinny "jeans" weren't made of denim (or for women), and Cher Horowitz was idolized by all. Although there is irrefutable evidence proving the '90s were a dark time for America regarding all things fashion, these icons definitely bring back memories of a simpler time (when news came on paper, carrying a cell phone was con...
Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic stimulation coming from even the oldest of women. Standard wear in much of Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, they are scorned as repressive by women throughout the rest of the world. It bears reexamining, however, as Western women migh...
30,000 Minis have been recalled by the manufacturers because of a fault that it is feared could cause a fire. The international recall follows the investigation of one case in Britain but there have been been no injuries connected with the fault,...
Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions. "We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing." F...
Stripy jumpers are to be banned from British television starting in spring next year, with a wider ban on stripy jumpers in general to follow a few months later. "It doesn't matter if the jumper has vertical or horizontal stripes," said Fashion Mi...
Exclusive by Anastasia Scaffold-Minge, fashion editor for 'Fanny' magazine. Darlings, I have barely stepped my Jimmy Choo trotters back on British soil after returning from Paris Fashion Week, but I just had to tell you about the stunning, a-ma-zing new winter collection from the Spice-formally-known-as-Posh, aka that jammy, talentless cow who married a premiership footballer (but you didn't...
When New Yorkers wake up in a cold sweat as a result of a night terror, the location in their head is Times Square (interchangeable with Canal Street, Empire State Building, or red bus). The only times excluded from the terror are between 12am-5am. Why? Because that's when the fanny packs, mandals, and mom jeans have returned to their hotel rooms, avoiding what propaganda taught them would be t...
London Fashion Week has had its socks blown off by socks. "They're the must have accessory this winter," said fashionista, Gok Wan. "It's what all the fashionably warm people will be wearing." After last winter's fashion of flip flops saw two d...
The humble cummerbund may seem to the unobservant like an unimportant garment, an optional extra on the otherwise complete tuxedo suit. But you would be wrong to think such a thing, for the cummerbund has played an important role throughout the ages. Indeed, it is likely you would not be alive today were it not for the cummerbund - okay, that's maybe an exaggeration, but it is at least theoretical...
People at New York's fashion week are up in arms protesting the showing of Gulnara Karimova's new clothing line. Why are they up in arms? Gulnara Karimova is a high ranking officer in her Dictator Father's government. There are accusations that he...
Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...
For many years, the USA has had the largest bra of any country with a whopping AAA bra size. (When measuring the bra size of a country, you measure from above the nipple, so AAA is the largest size, CCC is the smallest). But recent cash problems h...
As I speak with Jeff Haley, I notice that he smokes...a lot. Jeff is the owner of No Excuses Jeans a once defunct line of jeans for which he bought the rights of the name two years ago. The line was started during the Gary Hart presidential campaign scandal. The company used Donna Rice who was caught "cavorting" with Hart to launch the line. The name implied Ms Rice didn't have to apologiz...
London - Frumpy clothes and mediocre dentistry are scaring off fertilization of whatever eggs are still left in the basketcase. That's the verdict from LA tonight where Kate Middleton's glad rags were mocked by sharp-dressing celebs at a charity p...
A story widely published on the internet today, claiming that award winning fashion designer, John Galliano has been invited as a special guest to perform the opening ceremony at a newly built synagogue in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, has been exposed as a h...
The drunk, junky, drug addled fascist malcontent, anti-semite and all round bad egg, John Galliano, allegedly, is having no end of bother these days since being caught on camera hurling abuse at people who don't comply with his paradigm. Not to menti...
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