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Funny story: Another Republican Breaks The Law...Amazing.

Another Republican Breaks The Law...Amazing.

The White House today strongly condemned the use of secret Republican slush funds apparently used to pay for phone jamming during the 2002 New Hampshire Senatorial Elections. The jamming consisted of using computer generated calls to phone banks used...

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Funny story: Sharp rise in DUI arrests among US troops in Fallujah Iraq

Sharp rise in DUI arrests among US troops in Fallujah Iraq

WASHINGTON - During a special White House press conference before his resignation became final, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft last week announced record arrest figures of American troops and Iraq insurgents in Fallujah for instances of D...

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Funny story: Bush Wins! The World's Safe!

Bush Wins! The World's Safe!

Spoof and satire writers across the globe have heaved a heavy sigh of relief at George W Bush's re-erection to the White House.

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Funny story: George W. Bush Gets The Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and his Mom

George W. Bush Gets The Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and his Mom

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has confirmed that President George W. Bush has come down with the flu and is blaming John Kerry, International Terrorists and perhaps most surprisingly, his mother Barbara Bush for his illness.

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Funny story: Felon in White House

Felon in White House

Reporters around the country have been disappearing, not off the face of the earth, but from mainstream television news, after asking a single question of President Bush. It began when Tim Russert asked: Since the president is tough on terrorism and...

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Funny story: New Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan

New Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan

Tampa, Florida - Wednesday Speaking before a randomly-selected audience of uncommitted multi-millionaires at a campaign rally in Florida, President Bush yesterday unveiled his plan to scrap all compulsory federal income taxes for certain secti...

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Funny story: President Cancels Debates

President Cancels Debates

After the president's disastrous performance in the first debate, and recognizing Senator Kerry's jump in the polls, actually his leap, catapult, cannon shot, rocket after burn, volcanic blow, all of the above, the White House announced the P...

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Funny story: Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rica and Donald Rumsfeld Set to Retire at End of This Term

Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rica and Donald Rumsfeld Set to Retire at End of This Term

Reports from the White House recently suggest that if President George W. Bush manages to gain another four years in office several key players in his first four years will retire. National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Dona...

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Funny story: White House, Homeland Security Issue New Terror Alert Warning

White House, Homeland Security Issue New Terror Alert Warning

The White House and The Department of Homeland Security has issued a New Terror Warning based on instances of "increased chatter". This is the sixtieth warning that has been issued since Homeland Security has been created and by far the most comprehe...

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Funny story: Returning Literacy to the White House

Returning Literacy to the White House

In a stunning new development, it has been revealed that a high-level position will be added to the President's cabinet.

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Funny story: Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Washington, D.C. Returning to the White House after a day spent comforting victims of the hurricane in Florida, President Bush was drawn into a...

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Funny story: Bush Prepares for Republican Convention

Bush Prepares for Republican Convention

The White House revealed today that President George W. Bush had been admitted to Walter Reed hospital. Originally slated for an outpatient procedure, Doctor Billy Bobbitt Boudreaux elected to keep the ailing President for an overnight observation.

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Funny story: Bush Actually Thinking of Running for Re-election

Bush Actually Thinking of Running for Re-election

Washington, D.C. - Reports coming in from the White House have confirmed the suspicions that current president George W. Bush has been thinking of running for re-election in 2004, despite the (hopefully) certainty of his defeat.

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Funny story: Bush's Team Calls on Supernanny

Bush's Team Calls on Supernanny

TV bosses in the UK, celebrating their success in selling Supernanny to the American networks, have discovered the show has one very special fan - the White House.

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Funny story: Kerry Flatulence Horror

Kerry Flatulence Horror

Democratic Nominee Senator John Kerry's run at the White House could lie in tatters inside sources have revealed. They fear that while he may not stabilise the oil problem he could single-handedly sort out America's natural gas requirements.

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Funny story: Kerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!

Kerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!

Boston [July 28] --- DNC spokesperson Marge O'Kane has confirmed that, if elected, President John Kerry will allow former president Jimmy Carter and volunteers for Habitat for Humanity to "have a go" at modernizing parts of the White House. "I d...

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Funny story: Bush to do Voice for 'Crank Yankers'

Bush to do Voice for 'Crank Yankers'

(SP)-- Top White House Officials announced earlier this week that President Bush has agreed to provide his voice for one of the puppets on the popular Comedy Central phone prank show 'Crank Yankers.'...

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