Senator Patrick Leahy has a brief appearance in the new Batman film and his political peers are clamoring for equal Hollywood time.
Film buff Roach Brogan's new book has finally been released after five years of research including analysis of Hitchcock's diaries.
Van Helsing has come out of retirement to end Eddie Murphy's reign of terror at the box office. It was revealed this week that Eddie Murphy, humanely "put down" shortly after the release of "Norbit" last year, has been mysteriously reanimated and is…
(La La Land, CA) - As expected, Will Smith's hanCock was enormous over the 4th of July weekend, yanking off $107 million from the box office in North America since its Wednesday debut. Pixar's previously priapic WALL...
(La La Land, CA) - Trying to prove he's still got the biggest firecracker in Hollywood, Will Smith's summer tent pole, hanCock, will throw down with Pixar's giant WALL-E in American theaters over the 4th...
(La La Land, CA) - By turning on both children and adults, WALL-E sucked up nearly $63 million at the North American box office this past weekend. Telling the story of the last working sex toy/vacuum cleaner left on a barren and ref...
* The French Copyright Connection II. Lazy movie-makers copy an entire film, and change its name * The Sting. Hopelessly bad actors demand millions for not acting properly, and get the money * Erin Brockorich. Julia Roberts goes on strike, as she is now starving, due to low wages * An American Conman In London.
(La La Land, CA) - Normally sex and animation don't mix. But with the success of the Jack Black bestiality and violence cartoon Kung Fu Panda paving the way, Pixar heads back into theaters this week with WALL-E,...
(La La Land, CA) - Proving that it takes more than bad wigs and 400 dick jokes to lure an audience, Mike Myers return to the big screen with The Love Guru barely drew enough people to fill a medium sized Ashram. Steve Carell's
(La La Land, CA) - Originality is under attack this weekend at the box office, as Get Smart and The Love Guru, both opening wider than Oprah's vagina, recycle themes, jokes, and characters we have all seen many,...
Will Smith's latest film, Hancock, opened today in London. In it, Smith plays the legendary English comedian Tony Hancock, made famous by his radio show, which was successfully transferred to TV. In the film Hancock is an embittered, sarcastic, ma...
(La La Land, CA) - Riding a wave of green steroids and martial arts mojo, The Incredible Hulk and Kung Fu Panda smashed M. Night Shyamalana-Ding-Dong's new film, The Happening, at the box office...
(La La Land, CA) - A skinny Indian American director fights it out with a green version of Jose Canseco this weekend at the multiplex, as The Incredible Hulk and The Happening will both try and exceed middling expect...
Amy Winehouse, who officially changed her name to Crackhouse so she could give her name and address all at once, has always been a fan of Edward Norton's compelling performance in the racially charged American History X. Now, Crackhouse has launc...
In a move designed to end the feud between one of Hollywood's most controversial directors and one of the most celebrated actors/directors in film history, Clint Eastwood has made a promise to Spike Lee that he hopes will end the turmoil.
(La La Land, CA) - For the first time in weeks, geriatric action heroes and old ladies having sex took a back seat to kids who just wanted a crappy movie they could laugh at while getting stoned, as the American box office was ass-kicked into submiss...
Here is the unofficial list of the top ten worst movies ever made. Take heed of this list for had I known, I wouldn't have bothered watching this shit in the first place.
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