Washington - Several tourist visiting the capital this week, have reported seeing very strange deformed rodents, possibly squirrels, (by most accounts) running around outside, on the White House lawn.
Scientists in the supposed-to-be-secret soft money-funded laboratory beneath the White House have released information that solves a mystery that has plagued and tormented the American political machine for hundreds of years: A defective gene is resp...
Today it was announced that the Croc Hunter himself Steve Irwin will run for the job of being the next president.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the massive Midwestern heat wave subsided this week, another equally deadly weather pattern has formed over the nation's capital and its effects were felt as far south as Cape Canaveral, where NASA was forced to ground the shutt...
The White House, facing growing pressure to release documents and information concerning the legal opinions of Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, has released the following biography of the DC District Court Judge:...
In a surprise move, Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse has been subpoenaed by the Grand Jury investigating the case involving the public naming of ex CIA agent Valerie Plame. The outing of the CIA covert operative to Conservative co...
Just days after being nominated by President George Bush to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, DC Circuit Court Judge John Roberts has thrown the White House a curveball by saying two of the Administrations top strategists should resign or...
Washington--An extensive slime-based ecosystem of knee-high mud volcanoes, snowy microbial mats and flourishing crustacean communities lies in watery caverns beneath the White House, say researchers.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After an almost daily deluge of questions concerning Karl Rove's involvement in the leaking of the identity of an undercover CIA agent last week, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan conducted his Tuesday morning press gaggl...
Washington -- In the wake of revelations that Karl Rove may have been behind the "outing" of Valerie Plame, President Bush has requested the "outing" of additional intelligence agents by other members of the White House staff.
Washington insiders claim Karl Rove will resign and announced that he misled the nation all of these months by not speaking the truth sooner. Mr. Rove insisted, however, that he should not be frog marched out of the White House, as former Ambassador...
WASHINGTON (AFP)--Amid universal calls for Karl Rove's dismissal, President Bush is standing by his top political adviser, a dork, whose role in the leak of a CIA officer's identity has plunged the White House into utter crisis, confusion, di...
WASHINGTON, DC --- Hoping to forestall another scandal involving government payouts to the media, President George W. Bush today announced a halt to all payments to satirists. A recent congressional investigation revealed the White House was playing...
President Bush was stunned today when he was told by his Housing and Urban Development Director that he & Laura would have to vacate the White House no later than noon on Monday. The HUD Director said he made his best effort to stop the acquisition o...
WASHINGTON, DC--In a development which has disturbed the evangelical Christian Right supporters of United States President George W. Bush, the Biblical Satan, complete with goatee, horns, a black cape, a pointed tail, and breathing fire and brimstone...
White House officials found themselves scrambling today when it was uncovered that a hacker had successfully accessed Dick Cheney's home computer. The hacker, who has yet to be apprehended, used a Trojan Horse to gain access to Cheney's computer Whi...
WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...
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