ZYX News corporation reports a brutal attempt by Noddites to kidnap Condoleezza Rice outside the White House has been thwarted by US Special Services in the last few seconds before they could have escaped in their turbo-charged red and yellow escape...
WASHINGTON (AP) The White House was in turmoil this afternoon as it became evident that President George Bush abdicated his office. Sometime in the middle of the previous night, Marine 1, the president's helicopter, made a trip to Andrews AFB, but n...
WASHINGTON (AP)-The White House has opened its doors to dozens of Republican refugees from New Orleans who have been housed in various rooms scattered throughout the historic pile...
Crawford, Texas - According to an unnamed guest at George Bush's Texas White House barbecue this weekend, Bush stated that Cuba has a death ray and derided Cuba's Fidel Castro for developing the weapon of mass destruction.
White House Spokesperson Scott McClellan said today that Mike Brown's removal from the Hurricane relief effort was just the beginning. "We thought that Brownie's experience with the Arabian Horses Association would make him perfect for...
Kanye West's recent comment that ''George Bush doesn't care about black people," made during a telethon last week for hurricane relief, has caused a major outcry amongst White House Officials. Mr. West has been challenged to a na...
Washington (AP) -- Congress today unanimously approved legislation involving the complete restructuring of determining who really is cut of presidential timber. Complicated requirements for the keys to the white house have been tossed in favor of a m...
Washington, New York and New Orleans---With the world around him spinning awry, President Bush has returned to the White House to put his foot down and establish law in order and take control of the wheels of government.
Washington, D.C. -- In a shock statement just released from the White House, President George W. Bush is about to petition Congress to declare war on Mother Nature in the next stage of his war against terror. Nine days after Hurricane Katrina hit t...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) At a press conference held at the White House, President George Bush outlined his plans for the future of New Orleans.
New Orleans - White House officials today announced former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris would be put in charge of tallying the body count in New Orleans. Harris has reportedly stated she is "not going to count" bodies mis...
White House Spokesman Trent Duffy held a press conference earlier today to reveal that President Bush will be undergoing major surgery some time next week to have his head removed from his ass.
Prairie Chapel, Texas and The White House---With Barney and Miss Beazley, his Scottish Terriers, and Willie India, his black cat, having overrun the White House and the Democrats enacting their usual political mayhem, incumbent President George Bush...
Washington -- Acknowledging the role Christian fundamentalists played in putting George W. Bush in the White House, the Bush Administration today gave the go-ahead for the assassination of Venzuelan president Hugo Chavez. Said Press Secretary Scott...
CAPITOL HILL (Hill Watch)-The Democratic party is set to rock the American political world in a precedence-setting bid for the White House. Getting a formidable jump on the lame duck GOP competition for the 2008 presidential election, the Democratic...
THE WHITE HOUSE-In a move that has stunned and baffled both critics and supporters, President George W. Bush has decided to drop John Roberts as his nominee to fill the vacant seat on the U.S Supreme Court in favor of Cindy Sheehan.
Washington, The Nation's Capital----In response to her bitter, loud and specific Complaints about conditions at the White House, someone in Authority has given First Lady Laura Bush permission and funding to hire a first class chef to entertain a...
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