WASHINGTON (Reuters)-In a major address at a White House news conference, President George Bush urged the approval of Judge Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court since such conservative judges would return America to its 1950s ‘Leave It to Beaver' roots...
Most Americans are unaware that even though President Bush has been leading the nation for 6 years he has in fact been in a medically induced coma since 1991. One White House physician said, "That explains why the President sometimes gets confus...
The President has been outed. Licitly split, wham bang, like grease lighting, zoom, the White House has asked the Justice Department to begin an investigation to uncover the squealer, snitch, traitor who leaked President George W. Bush's thirty o...
At a White House briefing, press secretary Scott McKellan announced that President George W. Bush intends to cut and run from his staged addresses before safe, freeze dried, cherry picked audiences at military installations, and instead move to addre...
Washington DC (The White House) - President Bush, hoping to protect the shores of America from being hammered by a tsunami, issued a national plan Friday for increased volcano and earthquake monitoring systems, ocean buoys, and other state-of-...
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.
President George W. Bush, following protocol of over 200 years, invited a visiting head of state to dinner at the White House and offered the Lincoln bedroom for the night. Unfortunately for Washington D.C., that head of state was King Kong.
In an effort to reach out to minorities and immigrants,, the White House has invited North Pole native The Abominable Snowman to hang the star at the top of the National Christmas Tree in Washington, D.C. The ceremony is scheduled to take place on F...
WASHINGTON (AP)--President George Bush apparently feels betrayed by all of his most senior aides and advisors and now lives in isolation in the Oval Office where he has moved a cot in to sleep on, according to concerned White House staff.
WASHINGTON (UPI)-To emphasize its claim that the systematic torture of prisoners by the United States army and CIA is not really torture, the White House and Pentagon in cooperation with several American toy manufacturers has released a torture kit f...
Washington DC, Tuesday -- Bringing "honor and dignity" to the White House...
The White House---President George W. Bush is planning to ask Congress to outlaw hurricanes and other types of potent, violent, intimidating storms as "public nuisances."...
Reuters announced that a high level reliable inside White House source (snitch) revealed that when the Vice President is indicted by Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald, for the outing of C.I.A. Valerie Plame, President Bush will replace him with Bill...
Senior White House staff members were left in a state of stunned silence Saturday when President Bush, in a rare display of lucidity and erudition, told a gathering of evangelical Christian leaders that Jesus and God were "illusions" and wo...
WASHINGTON (AP) The White House announced that President George Bush would be making a new effort to distance himself with all the political scandals that have been troubling his administration. White House spokesman Scott McClellan said, "The Presid...
Washington (Spoof News). President Bush has accidentally nominated his White House counsel, Harriet Miers, to be the newest Supreme Court justice, effectively replacing the retiring Sandra Day O'Connor.
THE WHITE HOUSE-In a move that has shocked Beltway pundits and brought tears to the eyes of Gulf Coast region washouts, President George W. Bush has made the ultimate sacrifice a president can make to help victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita: He's...
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