Divulging a few home truths about the precarious financial situation hanging like a "Sword of Damocles" over the pop/rock world, Grandaddy, Mick Jagger, has opened his heart and gave the following statement: "I never always had money, it was diffi...
The Stoned Shambolics are back at UK Number 1 for the first time since Recycled Stale Self-Parody Live hit the top spot 16 years ago, writes Ruby Tuesday, Antiques Correspondent. The Recalibrated version of signature heyday album Tax-Haven Exile o...
Australian actor Russell Crowe admitted today that he was persuaded to take the role of iconic English character Robin Hood after being shown the 1970 film 'Ned Kelly' starring Mick Jagger as the legendary Australian. Although Crowe was born in Ne...
Berkshire - (Gonads): The desperate wannabe royal was born in Mick Jagger's Stargroves mansion, less than 15 miles from the Middleton family's Bucklebury home in Prattshire. Newly released swabs from the UK National Poisons Unit confirm Jerry Hall...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones were both vacationing down in beautiful, scenic, romantic Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, but not in a gay way, when Jagger received a phone call from Manolo Middlezuck, producer o...
London, England - Mick Jagger has come out after recent comments by Dick Cheney regarding the Obama administration, to say his song My Sweet Neo-Con was actually all about Cheney. "The real Dick is Dick Cheney," says Jagger, "George W. Bush could...
The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...
LONDON - X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was spotted at London's Heathrow Airport with a pair of lips that Mick Jagger, Angelina Jolie, and Lisa Rinna would all be jealous of. Cole was asked about the sudden fullness in her lips but made no comment. Ac...
LONDON - Anita Pallenberg, who is considered to be England's oldest band groupie will turn 65, on January 25. The Chichester native originally met the Rolling Stones in Munich, Germany in 1965. She instantly began a two year affair with the late S...
The music industry was turned on its ear, or perhaps better stated, its lips yesterday, following the shocking announcement of Mick Jagger as the touring replacement for Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. Music industry icons from their respective home...
LONDON - The BBC is reporting that the lead singer for the Rolling Stones Mick Jagger has decided to strike out on his own. It seems that the 66-year-old Jagger got tired of hearing from his band mates that they were too tired to go on another 60-...
London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Ageing sexagerian crooner Mick Jagger is to play the role of Texan oil billionaire J Howard Marshall III in the Royal Opera House's production of Anna Nicole Smith's life story. The title role is still up for grabs alt...
Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger's lips will preserved and placed on permanent display in the British Museum after Jumpin'Jack Flash has gone to meet his maker. The Curator of the Museum announced that the exhibit would be unique and quite unlike...
In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted.
The surviving members of The Rolling Stones commemorated the 20th anniversary of Keith Richards' death by shooting themselves up with heroin. They also shoot up Keith Richards' corpse.
Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Mick Jagger's ex-missus Jerry Hall has told reporters of her pubic lice horrors after the ageing rocker slept with Carla Brunei, current spouse of the French president.
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