In a shock revelation, Dr Conrad (The Competent) Muller, Michael Jackson's trusted personal physician, has disclosed the whereabouts of Michael's olfactory organ. Most observers and commentators believed that Jackson's nose had substantially disap...
LOS ANGELES - Details are still sketchy but the producer of the hit show The Wizards of Waverly Place has confirmed that he has been in contact with a Jackson family representative about having Michael Jackson's three kids appear on the Disney Channe...
Prosecutors in the trial of Dr Conrad Murray, the doctor accused of the negligent homicide of music legend Michael Jackson, have today called upon their star witness in an unprecedented move. It was revealed today that Michael Jackson will called...
Los Angeles - 'Evidence' from the alien autopsy footage forger who reckoned Princess Diana 'faked' her own death may be heard at last in the Conrad Murray trial. Today's editorial in LA FaghagSlagMag celebwatch magazine cites depositions filed by...
Fulham are being investigated by the FA after charging away fans £500 for a Cottaging Package at the game against their West London rivals QPR. The Limited Edition Event includes being shown Tommy Trinder's false teeth, full access to the Glory Ho...
Before even Kelly Osborne could take her hair out of its beehive and lay down on the street holding on to the pavement for dear life, Amy Winehouse has announced her comeback tour. Within three minutes of arriving in Heaven, she joined forces with...
The statue of Michael Jackson is poised to become the new manager at Craven Cottage. Fulham owner Mohamed Al Fayed has been locked in talks with the statue all day and has finally got his man. The 'mover and shaker' Al Fayed has told reporters...
Word on the streets of London is that the Michael Jackson statue at Fulham Football Clud has got itchy feet. This bizarre revelation has arrived approximately 25 miles north of Fulham from a 58 year physic clairvoyant woman in Luton, Bedfordshire.
Armageddon is a true concept the only problem being it has been misinterpreted by some foolish self-proclaimed prophets for many years. Too many! These ego-driven maniacs who, incidentally, appear to belong to the group "I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure", just do not seem to be able to agree on a date. It is unfortunate that these 'prophets' appear to have missed the whole po...
It's being reported that hundreds of Liverpool fans are afraid to go near Fulham's Craven Cottage ground ahead of tonight's Premier League match because they're afraid of Mohamed Al Fayed's tribute Michael Jackson statue. According to eye witnesse...
Los Angeles - "They took the US for a ride," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today amid reports about the trio's 9/11 getaway from New York. A rival celebwatch site had earlier claimed Jackson was behind the wheel of a Cadillac Seville fer...
The proprietor of O'Reilly's, Bridlington's premier fish and chip takeaway, who strangely enough is called Mr O'Reilly, claims that famous Saudi prince of darkness and bomb-making equipment, Osama Bin Laden, is not in fact dead, but has been spirited...
HAMMERSMITH, LONDON - After Al-Fayed erected a statue of the famed pop star in the Fulham grounds, critics were quick to point out the flaws in it. The most unlikely of groups, Fulham fans, and Jacko fans, have joined forces on a campaign to remov...
He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitenin...
London - A flock of Siberian swallows from the red-breasted sapsucker family is suspected of dumping all over the Craven Cottage statue unveiled by Mohammed Fayed on Sunday. "They're emoting football fans' disgust at the effigy," Fulham Twitcher...
Fulham chairman Mohammed Al Fayed has caused a storm of protests after erecting a Michael Jackson statue outside Craven Cottage Stadium. The unorthodox multi millionaire owner of the South London club was a personal friend of the late entertainer...
Pop legend Michael Jackson has made an unexpected appearance in London, England almost 2 years after his untimely death. The singer who had hits such as Thriller and Ebony and Ivory featuring Sir Paul McCartney, was unveiled in front of Fulham FC'...
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