Consternation widespread among readers of tatty comedy website TheSpoof.co.uk recently, as the usual output of blinding idiocy in the written medium has been swamped with advertisements featuring mature ladies who don't actually claim in as many word...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that in order to keep up with panic buying in the UK - just in case something happens - he has spent the last three hours panic buying pies, pasties and Belgian lager across virtually every supermarket in...
In a studied response to the revelation that a Twitter troll of the internet persuasion has been locked up for eight weekendless weeks, after Twitter-trolling the unfortunate circumstances surrounding Bolton Wanderers defender Fabrice Muamba's distur...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left gobsmacked at the factory where he works this week as a work colleague produced a packet of 'Jacket Potato' flavoured crisps at breaktime. The man, who we shall call Matt for the purposes of journalistic lice...
Top blonde Irish telly chef Rachel Allen celebrated St Patrick's day today by smothering her breasts in hot zingy chilli sauce, in an innovative recipe suggestion sent in by avid fan, Martin Shuttlecock. "I was in a bad mood when I woke up this mo...
"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that he would probably get utterly, spasmodically, terminally bladdered to hell and back today, because it's Saint Patrick's Day. "It's traditional innit," Shuttlecock announced. Long suffering wife...
Just in, like Justin, the man with the one inch willy - local man Martin Shuttlecock appears to have changed his ways, turned over a new leaf, done it all for Jesus, and probably pissed the bed, (Although he vehemently denied the charge) as it was an...
It's the breaking news of the century - probably the 16th Century, but reports coming in to Skoob Entertainment News appear to strongly suggest that Spoof writer, Martin Shuttlecock - he of the pork pie hat, and the acrylic teeth - has secured an exc...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a cavalier literary Maverick, with a distinct Northern accent, a bad back and acrylic teeth, today revealed that for the second time this year, junk emails have been sent in his name to all his Farcebook friends and his...
In his first tentative foray into world politics, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today declared that Afghanistan is ungovernable - even by the Afghans themselves, and that Western politicians should stop kidding themselves and pull the troops out.
Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock told today how he survived a run in with gangstas on Harlem's 125th Street today in true Brit style by 'winging it'. The local man was in town hoping to audition as a writer for Late Night With David Lette...
In a stunning volte face regarding stories containing smutty innuendo and double entendres, top satirical website thespoof.com today ran a story about Britain's Biggest Wanker breaking his wrist in an unfortunate onanistic accident, as he was lobbing...
In a sensational breaking news story, it can finally be revealed that over the weekend, local man Martin Shuttlecock, actually introduced Spoof Godfather, Colonel Juan, to legendary south coast kebab and burger tycoon, Ali Bullo. Although only ov...
Feminists were left reeling today, as the results of a recent survey revealed that 9 out of 10 men - a shockingly shocking 90% in total - revealed that they'd rather have a Penguin, as opposed to succumbing to the womanly wiles of a feminist woman.
Skoob Entertainment News's inside man, Martin Shuttlecock, has just related that the long awaited latest episode of The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Five is to be released within the hour. It is anticipated that...
Manchester United insiders today confirmed that United would not be running riot at Tottenham on Sunday afternoon, as the club is acutely aware of its responsibilities in respect of its own supporters, the supporters of Tottenham Hotspur, and the peo...
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